(F/N): What if all J words were pronounced like Jean's name
Connie: Jeauptier
(F/N): Jeans
Connie: Ain't that just Jean with an S
(F/N): Nah Jean's too slender for an ass
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(F/N): 911 what's your emergency?
Eren: Help, I broke my knee falling for you
(F/N): Sorry I'm on break
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Reiner: Come on man
(F/N): That's Jean's hobby, not mine
Jean: wow
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Armin: (F/N)!
(F/N): HUh! WHa-Armin!
(F/N): What's up?
Armin: I just had a bad dream
(F/N): Aww sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it
Armin: Well, I know it's absurd but I dreamed the Boogeyman was after me, and he's hiding in-
(F/N): AHHHH!
(F/N): BOOGEYMAN!
(F/N): YOU NAIL THE WINDOWS SHUT! I'LL GET THE SWORDS!
(F/N): Connie. I don't want to alarm you but there maybe a Boogeyman or Boogeymen in the castle!
Connie: AHHHHHHH!
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(F/N): I'm think I'm starting to get on Levi's good side
(F/N): He called me special today
Historia: Oh, sweetie
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Reiner: What's Erwin's deal? Why's he being so bitchy?
(F/N): Don't know. It's not easy being a white man these days
Reiner: True that
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Annie: How are the twins?
(F/N): Uh I haven't given them much attention but I guess they're proportionally appropriate, the skin looks clear and moisturised and although I haven't touched them yet they appear to be supple
Annie: I meant Connie and Sasha
(F/N): Oh uh me too lol
Annie: We both know Connie isn't proportionally appropriate perv
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Armin: My phone's been blowing up. I'm worried it's something bad
(F/N): Don't assume the worst, it could be an amber alert
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(F/N): Does Shiganshina have any superstitions
Eren: Yeah, we were told it's bad luck if your house gets crushed by a flying boulder
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(F/N): I'd die for you
Erwin: Yes that is what you signed up for
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
