(F/N): AHHHH!
(F/N): Oh man!
(F/N): I just had a nightmare all the women rejected me
(F/N): How terrible would that be lol
Jean:
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Connie: It's always females giving birth
Eren: I'mma fix that too
Armin: What do you mean by that?
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Reiner: There's no pain worse than having to navigate this world alone with no motivation to keep you going
(F/N): Idk I once smoked naked and accidently dropped the blunt on my balls
Reiner: ...
(F/N): it hurt
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Eren: Rip mom. I miss you
Jean: Bro move on already
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Zeke: No Eren. I...am your brother
Eren: No...nuh uh
Zeke: tf you mean NUH UH!?
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Pieck: Where are you looking?
(F/N): I'm looking at your eyes
Pieck: but my tits are down here
Pieck: Take a pieck at 'em
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Connie: ice cream ain't even all that fr
(F/N): Come on man take it back. I don't wanna have to dox you
Connie: are you threatening me with my own address?
Connie: like yeah I know where I live ??
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Levi: I stuttered in class today and Eren said I'm glitching
Levi: I almost smacked a bitch until I realised I can't hit a minor
Levi: but then I remembered I already did and bitch slapped the taste out the brats' mouth
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Gabi: And for my next trick I'll need a gun
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(F/N): If you ever feel like an alcoholic just remember 7 beers in dog years is 49
Erwin: Is that meant to be advice or encouragement?
Hanji: Either way it's incorrect
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Historia: I want a tattoo!
Annie: A real one or a henna one?
Connie: What's henna?
(F/N): Anime porn I think
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(F/N): What's the most unprofessional thing you've done at work?
Levi: Tried to kill my boss
(F/N): ?
Erwin: Yeah lol
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
Fan fikciaAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
