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Erwin: Hello
Levi: Get a load in this guy
Hanji: You mean *of this guy
Levi: I know what I said
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Eren: I answered my phone saying 'what up pussy boy' thinking it was (F/N) and it was Nile
Eren: Y'all they're moving up my execution 😭😭
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Magath: That's annoying
(F/N): who are u?
Magath: Theo Magath from Attack on Titan
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Yelena: Smoking isn't good for you
Zeke: Looks cool af tho 🚬🔥
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(F/N): I was shopping with Levi and he randomly asked me to leave
(F/N): I was like uhhh okay?
(F/N): I look inside and I see him getting ID'd! That mf was embarrassed
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Mikasa: Whenever (F/N) and Eren fight (F/N) storms off and I have to comfort a crying Eren
Mikasa: I just wanted a threesome ffs
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(F/N): Commander. I need to book a week off starting the 20th October
Erwin: ...Is this about Spider-Ma-
(F/N): no
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Armin: It's like hava
(F/N): What's hava?
Armin: Hava nice day lmao gottem
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(F/N): WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE, HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL GIVES YOU HELL
Connie: WHEN YOU WALK ME WAY, HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL GIVES YOU HELL
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Zeke: I'm starting to think I was microwaved as a child
Dina: It was one time let it go
Zeke: 😮
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(F/N): I was so pissed because I thought Marco was ghosting me but he was just dead
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607