Eren: Cant break any laws if you dont know them
Levi: You can still be punished for committing crimes. Felonies, etc. Have you heard of a misdemeanor?
(F/N): he probably thinks that's a Mr Men character
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(F/N): How's the most handsome man in the world doing?
(F/N): I'm doing great, beautiful!
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(F/N): I just frontflipped off my horse without my 3dmg
Connie: Anyone would be lucky to have you
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(F/N): Mikasa's lipstick tastes weird
Armin: Wait...did you two kiss?
Mikasa: No. He confused my lipstick for a lollipop
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Reiner: Might mess about and purposefully not check my 3dmg before use and take a nosedive off one of the walls
(F/N): Bring a jacket
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(F/N): Sexy bitch (self-diagnosed)
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(F/N): Ten things I hate about myself but my boyfriend loves
(F/N): Starting off at number one, we got me
Eren: Sweetheart, we've spoke about this
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(F/N): Are you little spoon or big spoon?
Levi: Specialised 3DMG blade
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Erwin: And when we upset someone, what do we say in response
(F/N): hoes mad
Hanji: I raised that boy
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Levi: When I was little-
(F/N): Oh, did this just happen?
Levi: You know what-
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(F/N): Dammit! Why aren't you obeying the laws of physics?
Levi: *Triple backflips whilst sitting down*
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(F/N): You have to pick your battles
Eren: I picked them all
Eren: I'm winning
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Eren: I'm just so fucking angry!!
(F/N): aight man keep your head on
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Jean: What's your favourite series?
(F/N): Falco and the Marley Soldier
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(F/N): You're too late, Captain!
(F/N): Weed has been legalised!
(F/N): Nya hahahahaha
Levi: But you're the one getting smoked, cadet!
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
