Eren: How much do you weigh?
(F/N): idk like 90 squirrels
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Jean: Hurry tf up!
(F/N): If they wanted me to run they wouldn't have called it a sidewalk
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Levi: You're old enough to have alcohol with your meal tonight
(F/N): Here's the alcohol peer pressure Shadis warned me about. He told me exactly how to handle this
(F/N): yes please
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Armin: You killed it with the Halloween decorations. Where'd you get the fake skeletons from?
(F/N): yes...fake...
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Connie: Why is (F/N) crying?
Jean: He took a buzzfeed quiz
Jean: 'Which AOT charcater are you?'
Connie: Okay...? Who'd he get?
Jean: me
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(F/N): Sour cream and onion is a horrible flavour
Eren: I actually don't mind
(F/N): I should have left you to die in Trost
Eren: butcha didn't!
(F/N): Don't you vine me you son of a bitch
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(F/N): Imma kill Zeke with a gun
Armin: What gun?
(F/N): With my holy gun
Armin: How's it holy?
(F/N): It makes holes
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Connie: Sasha's been cooking. Have you ever heard of blended cucumber?
(F/N): The actor?
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Jean: We have a problem
(F/N): No. YOU have a problem. I have a nap to take
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Connie: So you know when Reiner, Bertoldt, and Annie were infiltrating us?
(F/N): Don't you fucking say it
Connie: Couldn't you say that there was...
(F/N): Shut the fuck up
Connie: An imposter among us?
(F/N): You bald headed fuck! I'll punch you so hard it'll send you hairline even further back
Connie: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun... du du dun
(F/N): STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
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Gabi: I'M GOING TO KILL ALL YOUR LOVED ONES!!!!
(F/N): Oh no...one. That's no one
Gabi: Huh?
(F/N): I'm very alone
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(F/N): Happy birthday!
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
