(F/N): Can I call you advent calender?
(F/N): Cause I wanna open your flaps and eat you out for 24 days
Eren: I like the enthusiasm. Execution needs a bit of work
Nile: I'LL EXECUTE YOU!
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(F/N): They should send me to the psych ward the way I'm straight jackin' it
Armin: I read this horribly wrong
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(F/N): I googled 'Jean's friends' and it said 0 results showed up
Jean: Can you even remember how this rivalry started?
(F/N): rIvaLrY
(F/N): say beef or something cool
Connie: english major having ass
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Ymir: I'm so upset
Bertoldt: What happened?
Ymir: Shut the fuck up
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(F/N): You can speak TWO languages?
Reiner: Yep
(F/N): I didn't know you were bisexual
Armin: You mean bilingual
Reiner: No he's spot on
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(F/N): why you bald?
Connie: I got al pacino
Jean: *alopecia
Connie: who tf is that?
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(F/N): This ketchup spicy af
Onyankopon: I hate white people
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(F/N): I always knew I was one of those handy men
(F/N): The kinda guys who build houses for a living and end their day feeling proud
(F/N): It feels good to use your hands, you know. To build something real
Marlow: You built a lego set??
Hitch: Shut up it's cute
Marlow: THE BOX SAYS AGES 3+
Hitch: Still a bigger number than your body count
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Historia: You're so funny
(F/N): Thanks I cry myself to sleep nearly every night
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(F/N): I took a bite out of the middle of Levi's pie because I'd thought it be funny but then Hanji pissed him off and he's scary angry and now I'm scared he'll kill me when he sees the pie
Sasha: What kinda pie?
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(F/N): I was getting off the horse and she saw my asscrack
(F/N): NOOOOO
Annie: Which bitch was it!?
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
