Marco: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
(F/N): Darling i paid for this twix. Im getting this mf twix
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(F/N): What do you know about the laws of physics?
Levi: who?
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(F/N): Can you open this jar for me please
Jean: That's a can of beans
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(F/N): You want my leftovers?
Sasha: Whats that?
(F/N): You don't know what leftovers are?
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(F/N): I noticed our bromance has slowly started to lose its b
Eren: It's not the only one. Im glad you rought it up
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(F/N): lets start a podcast
Armin: What? Why?
(F/N): idk everyone else is doing it
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Jean: I'm sorry. You were right
Jean: did u just screenshot!?
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(F/N): Out of curiosity. If Eren was idk like drunk or high or smth and then turned into a titan, would his titan form also be in the same state?
Hanji: We're going to need a lot of vodka
Levi: Did someone say party?
Hanji: No and this is quite concerning
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(F/N): I dreamed you died last night
Jean: It's okay. Im alive
(F/N): I know. That's why im upset
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Eren: (F/N) and I are having a baby
Armin: Oh..okay
Eren: It's you. You're da baby
(F/N): Lets goooo!
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Connie: And where have you been?
(F/N): No one's dead
Connie: bet
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Annie: I'm in love with you. Ask me to kill someone for you and I will
Annie: Do it
Annie: Ask me to kill for you
(F/N): daddy chill
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Erwin: Put on sunscreen
Levi: No. I don't need it
Erwin: You grew up underground. A tanning bed would set you on fire. You're not stronger than the sun
Levi:
Erwin: You think you're stronger than the sun!?
(F/N): There's a reason Levi and the sun have never been in the same room together
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
