(BL) Learning God Is In Hand, I Have The World [quick wear] BOOK 1

Chapter 154

7480 must admit that Zhuang Li is a very powerful person. However, after crossing into this slightly supernatural little world and reading the script of the Lord God, it never thought that the host had the possibility of winning this time.

Without the golden fingers of the supernatural beings, it is difficult for the host to deal with the Son of Destiny.

"Master, why do you say that Zhuang Tianer will be unlucky? What are you going to do to her? You don't want to kill her, right?" 7480 said in a panic: "Master, don't do that kind of stupid things, Zhuang Tianer. Your luck is really against the sky, don't try it yourself! Did you see the woman who was bitten by a dog just now?"

7480 flipped through the script, and his speech speed also accelerated: "I tell you, like her There are not a hundred or ninety of the unlucky people! Everyone who tries to hurt Zhuang Tianer will have all kinds of unfortunate things later. It's considered minor to be bitten by a dog, and some people fall into the well and drown, and fall off the cliff. Fall to death, eat choked to death, drink water to death."

7480 turned to the page of the finale and whispered: "You and Zhuang Jiuge were the worst, because they were executed by Ling Chi! So you must not act rashly!"

Zhuang Li Raising his eyebrows, he seemed a little surprised by the original owner's tragic ending, but he didn't ask a word. The moment he came to this world, everything had changed, and the script written by the Lord God had no reference significance.

7480 waited for a long time without waiting for the host's consultation, so he had to drag the thick script to indent into the corner and hug his lonely self.

"Where will the gods of this world be?" It shook his head and sighed, missing him a little.

"I will find him." Zhuang Li looked at the distant mountains covered with red clouds, his eyes became extremely deep.

"How do you find it?" 7480 said worriedly: "This is not a modern society, there is no communication channel, and there is no means of transportation between villages. Finding a person is harder than finding a needle in a haystack."

"Then let him come to me . Right." Zhuang Li curled his lips and smiled casually. He really wasn't in a hurry at all, because he had already expected such a situation.

"How did you get him to come to you?" 7480 became more confused the more he listened.

"It's very simple, to become a famous person in the world in the shortest possible time."

7480: "...Master, if I didn't know you very well, I would have thought you were bragging! How did you become a celebrity? Participate in the imperial examination to become an official? "

I don't know how to recite poems, let alone write strategy theory, the imperial examination is not suitable for me." Zhuang Li shook his head in denial.

It was the first time that 7480 heard that the host was also not good at things, and it felt very fresh.

It laughed secretly for a long time, and then pointed out another cruel fact: "Master, if you want to participate in the imperial examinations, you will not be able to participate. Have you forgotten, you will have a headache when you read a book."

"When you read a book, you will have a headache." Zhuang Li chewed this sentence carefully, and a ray of light flashed in his eyes.

Only when he finds extremely interesting situations does he show this subtle expression, like a child invited to a game, excited and eager to try.

7480 wanted to know what he found, but he didn't dare to ask. After getting along for a long time, it also has a certain understanding of the host. This is a master who loves to make waves. The more curious you are, the more he hooks you. In short, don't mess with him.

When the two masters were communicating in their minds, Zhuang Jiuge was stretching his neck to look into the house's small courtyard. He was relieved that he didn't find the big yellow dog raised by his grandmother, and repeatedly waved his hands and whispered: "Brother come in quickly, Donkey went out to play!"

Donkey? Zhuang Li raised his eyebrows, not yet matching this funny name with the character.

But he soon knew who Donkey was.

I saw the big yellow dog who had been beaten by the old lady Zhuang with a broom and rolled around from the back of the house, barked full of fangs and roared at Zhuang Jiuge, her cloudy eyes flashing with crazy colors, as if she hated this person so much. .

Zhuang Jiuge spread his arms to protect his brother, then took out a scallion pancake from his arms, shredded it, and threw it at the big yellow dog.

Smell the aroma of food, the first reaction of dogs who have not received formal training is to rush to grab food. But Donkey's reaction was strange. It was clearly spitting out saliva, but it avoided the scallion pancake as if afraid, and then let out a horrified groan.

Seeing this scene, Zhuang Li raised his eyebrows and thought it was very interesting.

However, Zhuang Jiuge seemed to be used to it, and hurriedly shredded the rest of the scallion pancake, smashed it at the big yellow dog, and urged anxiously: "Brother, come into the house! This beast should go crazy again later!"

After Zhuang Li stepped into the wing, Zhuang Jiuge also rushed in and slammed the door.

The two brothers looked out along the crack of the door.

I saw donkey eggs standing in a pile of scallion cake scraps, a line of thick saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth, but his eyes were filled with horror, his four claws wanted to shave the cake scraps, but when he touched a little bit, he wailed. Yelling, as if someone had hit him hard on the head with a stick.

Zhuang Li's slender eyebrows were raised higher and higher, and the corners of his red lips evoked a very interesting arc. Zhuang Jiuge

said indignantly: "This beast really doesn't know what to do. Every time I feed it, it thinks I'm poisoning it! Bah! I regret my scallion pancakes!"

Hearing the movement, he came out and saw the pancakes spilled all over the floor. He pointed at the east wing and yelled angrily: "The prodigal thing that kills a thousand knives!

I tore up the pancakes and threw them to the ground!" ? Reading is not good, and work is not good, and you know how to spoil things all day long! Get out of here and lick the pancakes off the floor!

Zhuang Jiuge couldn't hold back, and retorted with a loud voice: "It's the donkey's egg that wants to bite us, so we will tear up the pancake and hit it! " "

" No one bites donkey eggs, so why do they bite you? Did you abuse it? Can't you hit it with stones? Throwing pancakes is a fart! "The

old lady Zhuang came forward with a broom and knocked on the door: "Come out and pick up the pancakes for me." This is your dinner tonight, don't eat Qing and wait to starve to death! "

Zhuang Jiuge was angry and aggrieved, and choked up: "Nurse, how many times have I said that a donkey is not afraid of stones, but only pancakes! Hit it with stones, and it will bite harder; hit it with pancakes, and it will I'm afraid. My eldest brother and I study in the house every day, and we haven't provoke it at all. God knows why it only catches us and bites!"

Zhuang Jiuge swallowed his grievance and continued: "It's Zhuang Tianer! Donkeys will bite. My eldest brother and I must have been ordered by Zhuang Tian'er!" The

old lady Zhuang slammed the door with a broom pole, and roared angrily: "Why do you always have to climb on Tian'er? You don't usually bully her enough, right? No wonder If the donkey bites you, you will be punished!

"Prodigal things, you only know how to spend money every day, and don't do any work! If it weren't for you two scumbags, our old dealer would have even built up the big yard with three entrances!

"In six years, more than a hundred taels of silver have been wasted. Who would dare to believe this? Ouch, my heart! Our old banker has committed a crime, why do we have to support two useless people! You still want to continue the test and get two or three in the test. If you can't pass the exam for ten years, how much money will be wasted! I can't live through this day!"

Old Madam Zhuang sat down outside the door clutching her chest, as if she had suffered a great grievance.

Zhuang Jiuge turned his back against the door, and burst into tears.

He and his eldest brother were indeed very talented when they first started to study. They have successively passed the examinations for scholars, and it is not difficult to study for a few years and become a jinshi. At that time, grandma treated them very well, giving whatever they wanted, never saying anything, and the big family had to stand aside.

Unexpectedly, the world has changed so quickly, and the two brothers have both contracted a strange disease for some reason. One has a headache when reading and the other has a sore hand when writing.

And Zhuang Tianer didn't know when she got the name of a lucky star, everything went smoothly, the road was smooth, and she even attracted her grandparents.

Today's second room, the days are getting worse day by day, seeing that the big room and the grandmother are in a situation of incompatibility.

Besides reading, I can't do anything else, so what can I do if I don't continue the imperial examination? Do you go to the city to be the accountant for others? The more Zhuang Jiuge thought about it, the more hopeless he felt, and the tears fell even more fiercely.

However, Zhuang Li sat lazily by the window, resting his cheeks with one hand and tapping on the table with the other, looking at all this with a smile on his lips.

Zhuang Tian'er's low voice came from outside the door: "Daddy, don't cry, the neighbors are hiding outside to watch our jokes."

"It's also about these two useless jokes!" The broom stood up, not a single tear on his face, just howling.

"Honey, I'm going to bring water to my parents and dig some wild vegetables in the mountains by the way. Would you like to accompany me?" Zhuang Tian'er came in through the crack of the door with a laughing voice.

"Okay, let's go get a basket, let's pick up a rabbit on the way back." Mrs. Zhuang walked away, her face that was still cloudy just now smiling.

It quickly became quiet outside the door. After a while, a creaking sound came from not far away, and Zhuang Tianer and Mrs. Zhuang opened the courtyard door and went out.

In the room, Zhuang Jiuge shrugged his shoulders and cried, but he became more and more sad and sad, his eyes were rubbed red like a rabbit. He is only fourteen years old this year, and he is still young, so he can only vent his grievances like this.

Zhuang Li grinned at him with his chin on his back, without a word of comfort. After he had cried enough, he said casually, "Let's go, my brother will help you treat the donkey."

"How? Do you want to beat it?" Jiuge raised her face full of tears.

Zhuang Li smiled without saying a word, opened the door and went out.

Thinking that the crazy donkey was still in the yard, Zhuang Jiuge quickly chased out, lest his brother be hurt.

However, after turning the corner, his anxious expression turned into surprise. I saw my brother squatting on the ground, looking at the donkey with fangs.

The barking of the donkey gradually calmed down from manic to silent again, just for a moment. After it stopped roaring, it slowly squatted down and looked at its elder brother. After a while, seeing that the elder brother still didn't move, it fell down.

Zhuang Jiuge went to his brother lightly and asked silently, "How did you do it, brother?"

He had never seen such a well-behaved donkey.

Only then did Zhuang Li stretch out his hand, grab the donkey's front paws, turn it over, belly up, four paws up, and continue to stare at its eyes.

Donkey Dan only struggled for a moment before being attracted by these dark and deep eyes, fell into a dazed state, then closed his eyelids and slowly fell asleep.

Zhuang Li let go of his hand, and the donkey egg continued to sleep with all four of his feet facing the sky.

Zhuang Li counted twenty in his mind, then snapped his fingers.

The donkey suddenly woke up, and the four claws kicked and kicked for a while before turning over and looking at the two humans squatting in front of him.

Zhuang Jiuge gasped in fright, and immediately raised his hand to cover his face, lest he would be bitten.

But a strange thing happened. Donkey looked at the two of them with clear eyes, wiggled his nose and let out a coquettish moan, and finally got up with a grunt, and circled around the two of them, occasionally rubbing their calves with their stomachs. As he rubbed against it, he was swept away by a scent, and ran to the crumbs in the yard like a cheer, and added a clean one.

Zhuang Jiuge was stunned, and murmured: "Why has the donkey changed? No, it's not. It was like this when it first came to our house. It's normal. Brother, what did you do to it?"

He quickly turned around Turning his head to look at his brother, urgent question marks appeared in his eyes.

7480: "...Master, do you know how to spell?"