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*Natasha and Y/N meeting Professor Hulk for the first time*

Professor Hulk: Hello, Nat. Y/N.

Natasha: *turns to Y/N* If 2 plus 2 is 4...

Y/N: Right.

Natasha: And 5 plus 5 is 10...

Y/N: Okay.

Natasha: What the fuck is this?




Natasha: Thank God we escaped that fire.

Peter: Yeah.

Natasha: ...Where's Clint?

Peter: Inside the building.

Natasha: WHY?!?

Peter: HE SAID HE'D RESPAWN!!

Natasha: WHY WOULD YOU BELIEVE HIM??




Yelena: You know what would be cool?

Y/N: Hooking up with your sister.

Yelena: WHAT?

Y/N: What




*The Avengers are playing a team sport*

Kate: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Yelena?

Natasha: Have you ever played a game with Yelena?

Kate: No...

Y/N: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with Wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Yelena, chasing Clint: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!




Y/N: Okay, maybe playing 'whose family is the most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea I've ever had...

Maria: Everyone's been crying in their bathrooms for at least an hour and we can't get them out.

Fury: *leaves the compound*




Clint, showing Y/N some of his old clown stuff: This is a slapstick. It makes a loud noise. But, it doesn't really hurt.

Clint, bending over: Go ahead. Hit me with it as hard as you can.

Y/N: With pleasure.

Y/N: *Hits him really hard causing him to fly a few feet*

Y/N: It's all in the wrist.

Natasha: *Intrigued*




Wanda: June, July, what am I forgetting?

Y/N: Jeptember.

Wanda: Time-Out *points to corner of the room*

Y/N, sighing: Yes, ma'am...




Y/n: I can't believe you've done this...

Thor: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Y/n, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!




Tony: There's nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar.

Natasha: A girl playing guitar.

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