Incorrect quotes (Part 2)

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Tony: I can't believe you two managed to break the bed last night!

Natasha: What were you even doing?

Y/N and Wanda: ...

[Last Night]

Y/N: I bet you can't jump high enough to reach the ceiling.

Wanda: Try me.




Natasha: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Y/N: Killed without hesitation.

Natasha: No.




Wanda and Natasha trying to teach Y/n how to introduce herself to women.

Nat: Ok, It's simple all you have to do is keep it together. Try it with Wanda

Wanda, charming as always : Hey, I'm Wanda

Y/n, flustered as always: Mommy sorry- mommy sorry- Hi mommy- Fuck. Hi Wanda, you're mommy

Nat: The sad thing is, I think this is progress.




Yelena: *sneezes*

Y/N: babe, are you sick? Do you want some cold medicine? I'm gonna get you a blanket and make you some warm soup. Just wait a bit, yeah?

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Y/N: *sneezes*

Yelena: I swear to god if you get sick now I'll kick your ass.




Y/n: hey Sam, watcha doin?

Sam: *smirks* your Mom

Y/n: ...

Y/n: ha! Jokes on you I don't have one!

Sam: ....

Y/n: ...

Peter: do you want a hug?...




Kate: I like your new pants!

Yelena: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Kate, winks: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.

Confused Yelena: The store can't just give away clothes for free.

Kate: Thats's...not what I meant...I-

Yelena, rolling her eyes: That's a terrible way to run a business, Kate Bishop.




Wanda: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Y/N: It's not a joke.

Y/N: *sniffles*

Y/N: I'm a legit snack.




Yelena: I invited 17 people over to watch a movie tonight. You wanna join?

Carol: Sure, but why so many people?

Yelena: The DVD box said "18+ viewers".

Carol, under her breath: You dumbass...




Y/N: I don't think I can continue sleeping in the same bed as the same woman who ruined my life.

Natasha: For the love of God, I'm sorry, I'll buy more donuts tomorrow.

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