Chapter 28.5: The Seven School Mysteries

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The group arrived at a large mirror that was held on display in the massive hall.  Kiryuuin was there admiring herself with a hand mirror, and...was dressed in a skimpy bunny-suit?

Ike: Hubba-Hubba, this bunny can hippity-hoppity in my property

Ike was covered in blood as his nose leaked it out and he fell to the floor.  He was pulled off by a random second year.

Kiryuuin: Hello my favorite Kohai and his friends, welcome to the Hell of Mirrors!

A hand suck out of the mirror and waved at us all then did a peace sign.  Everyone shrieked and held onto each other as the hand made an attempt to grope Kiryuuin.

Shinohara: Oh my god, get away from that thing!

Kikyo: Oh my god she is so dead!

Shibata: Run for your lives!

Shibata ran and almost made it out before another hand appeared and tripped Shibata sending him skidding across the floor.  Sotomura filmed it

Sotomura: This is gonna get so many upvotes on r/MeatCrayon!

Sotomura was such a Reddit nerd, he could ignore the supernatural things happening around and in front of him

Kiryuuin: Now now, do not be scared Kohai, the hands just want to have attention!  Go on, play with them.

Horikita stepped forward to the one that tripped Shibata and tentatively held out her hand

Horikita and Hand: Rock...Paper...Scissors...SHOOT

The hand won, threw up the peace signs, and then flipped everyone else off before disappearing into the floor

Yamauchi stepped up the mirror one with a confident expression

Yamauchi: Stand aside ladies, I got this.

As Yamauchi stretched his hand out, the hand grabbed his arm and threw him upwards before vanishing, and in the mirror was...me?

Fakekoji: Yamauchi, you get a fresh can of whoop-ars!

The FakeKoji proceeded to beat Yamauchi up.

Shinohara: Should we help him?

Kikyo: No, no.  This is ok.  This is nice

Kikyo started filming it and all the girls sighed like a weight was removed off their shoulders










The group pressed onto the third floor hall where Tachibana sat as she was fiddling with her phone.  We crept up on her and she was looking at...




Horikita Manabu Fan-club camera reel







Ok what the actual fu-  it consisted of pics of Elderkita and everyone gagged on their own vomit

Tachibana: Hejskajaiaja!  What rude Kohai you are, sneaking up in me like that

Ryuen: What a rude senpai you are, jerking off in front of your Kohai.

Horikita: Mhm that is rather rude

Ichinose: Oh ya.

Everyone nodded along as Tachibana opened the window and was about to jump out before looking at her phone which still was on the camera reel.  She stepped back took out a notepad

In the hall, a little girl ran to and fro but was too fast to see

Tachibana: Here we have tracked down the Clock keepers.  They rule over time, rewinding it to their will.  The one running around can control the future.

Yamauchi: She can fast forward to my prime!  Oh future girl get over here!

The small child tapped Yamauchi and his hair turned gray and his skin wrinkly.  He fell to the floor and Ike and Ken had to support him.  Kikyo giggled like a crazy lady and filmed it.  She was making a reel on her phone titled "Things to watch when I am mad".  I saw Yamauchi being thrashed by the hand in the reel.

Yamauchi: Oh I need a cane!  Someone help me!

Yamauchi started convulsing rapidly to a partly joyful and terrified reaction by people

Ike: He's having a heart attack, someone he-

Karuizawa: Shh, no shut up.  I like the sound of his screams.

Karuizawa wore an evil grin.  Oh no, she's gone ecchi!

Ayanokoji: How do we save hi-

Kikyo: Shh Kiyotaka-Kun...Do not spare him for his crimes

Ken: Ok we really should help hi-

Horikita: No, this is fine, this is ok

An old man appeared and tapped Yamauchi and he returned to his teen self with the 2-inch sword.  Well more like knife.  Or rather a stick.  Or maybe a-In getting ahead of myself.  Does he even have one?  That's something the philosophers will argue for centuries












We approached the art room to see a rando senpai from 2-D

Rando: Alright biatches, we have Shijiima-San of the art room.  She paints reality and if you go against it you die!  How about THAT.  If you are trapped in her world where she paints reality, the only way to escape is to kill the main characters in the world.  There is also an escape in the unattainable reaches of the mc. 

Yamauchi: Oh I'm so good at art.  Watch me ladies.

Has he not learned from his mutilation and heart attacks.  What am I complaining for, this is free entertainment!  Yamauchi approached the painting and touched it, and then he was gone.  Ken jumped in after and a few minutes later, they both returned, heavily worse for wear. 

Ken: That byastard Yamauchi was the Mc!  The escape exit was a girl by the way.

Yamauchi seemed dead inside

Rando: I suggest visiting Hanako-Kun last.  He's a real doozy












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