My life on crack at 2 am

viDeO gAmEs cAuse viOLeNCEE!!!11!1!1!1!1 FEATURING ME AGGRESSIVELY RANTING

Me after finishing Undertale's pacifist route: *AGGRESSIVE FLIRTING*

Me after sparing every single character in Deltarune: *AGGRESSIVE RECRUITING*

Me after playing Meow Tower: *AGGRESSIVE NONOGRAMMING, CAT ADOPTING, AND FURNITURE BUYING*

Me after playing Disney Pixar Rush: *AGGRESSIVE RUNNING, SLIDING, AND COIN COLLECTING*

Me after building my Minecraft house on Hypixel: *AGGRESSIVE HOUSE BUILDING*

Me after playong Toca Hair Salon 4: *AGGRESSIVE HAIRSTYLING*

Me after playing Brick Game: *AGGRESSIVE BRICK ARRANGING*

Me after playing this game where you're an interior designer: *AGGRESSIVE INTERIOR DESIGNING*

Me after playing Merge Dragons: *AGGRESSIVE DRAGON EGG MERGING*

Me after playing Dragon City: *AGGRESSIVE DRAGON FEEDING*

Me after playing some kind of ASMR game: *AGGRESSIVE ASMR-ING*

Me after playing this kpop dancing game in the arcade: *AGGRESSIVE DANCING TO KPOP*

Me after playing Magic Tiles 3: *AGGRESSIVE PIANO PLAYING IDK*

Me after playing Beat Blade: *AGGRESSIVE IMAGINARY-SWORD SWINGING AT IMAGINARY BLOCKS TO THE RHYTHM OF THE MUSIC*

Me after playing Prodigy Math Game: *AGGRESSIVE SPELLCASTING WITH MY WONDERFUL MATH SKILLS*

Me after playing ST Math (which I fucking hate ok): *AGGRESSIVE PENGUIN-GUIDING*

Me after playing Imagine Learning (which I also hate): *AGGRESSIVE SCREAMING AT BOOSTER*

Me after playing Monkey Preschool Lunchbox: *AGGRESSIVE FRUIT-IDENTIFYING*

Yeah idk ok

I mean don't let your 3 year old play fucking Halo but Monkey Preschool Lunchbox maybe.

When I was 3 I fucking loved Monkey Preschool Lunchbox ok I love identifying the cantaloupe. Maybe im just weird idk

Also like ST Math was... dealable ... when I was in 5th grade and my 5th grade teacher gave us infinite lives.

Then the next year we went back to three lives. 

LIKE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT CHILDREN TO LEARN MATH WHEN THEY'RE BUSY AGGRESSIVELY SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY DIED???

LIKE KABOOMERANG??? MY DISTANCE JUDGING IS FUCKING TERRIBLE. I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME LINE UP THE WEIRD SHOVELS AND THE HOLES OK??!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK. AT LEAST PRODIGY MATH GAME GAVE US CONTEXT, OK?? THIS "VISUAL" IS NOT GONNA HELP ME, BECAUSE I CANNOT FUCKING LEARN ALGEBRA WITH A "VISUAL", OK???

ALSO THE ANIMATIONS ARE FUCKING STUPID AND TAKE TOO LONG. I JUST WANT MY PUZZLES SO MY MATH TEACHER DOESN'T MAKE ME DO MORE ST MATH NEXT WEEK.

ALSO??? THE HAVING TO RESTART AN ENTIRE LEVEL AFTER GETTING 3 SINGULAR PROBLEMS WRONG??? NO. ST MATH YOU ARE THE REASON I SLAMMED MY COMPUTER SO MANY TIMES, I FUCKING HATE YOU JIJI. 

I GET THE JIJI CANNOT JUMP BUT CAN HE NOT STEP OVER A BLOCK 0.000000000001 CENTIMETERS ABOVE THE GROUND?!?!?!??!?!

AND IF MATH PENGUINS CANNOT JUMP, I DON'T EXPECT THEM TO SURVIVE, OK?? REAL PENGUINS CAN JUMP FOR A REASON.

Also???

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE KICKBOXING LEVEL? THE KICKBOXING LEVEL FUCKING CONFUSED MY DAD, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT?? 

ALSO, BIG SEED IS FUCKING INFURIATING. THE ONLY REASON I BEAT THAT LEVEL WAS BECAUSE I SIMPLY REFRESHED MY PAGE UNTIL I GOT ONE THAT I'D ALREADY DONE.

THESE LEVELS WERE SO HARD THE KIDS THAT FIGURED IT OUT STARTED FUCKING SELLING THE SOLUTIONS.

NO.

THIS WORDLESS APPROACH IS NOT WORKING. FUCK YOU, JIJI.

ONTO IMAGINE LEARNING.

IMAGINE LEARNING IS UGHHH. I'M GLAD THEY DIDN'T MAKE US DO IT LAST YEAR BECAUSE IT'S... KIND OF ANNOYING. LESS SO THAN ST MATH, BUT STILL.

LIKE. THE GAMES?? I SUSPECT THAT THE 'DID YOU LIKE THIS ACTIVITY' ACTUALLY MEANS 'HOW HARD WAS THIS ACTIVITY FOR YOU', BECAUSE I KEPT GETTING STUFF I ALREADY LEARNED IN 2ND GRADE?????????

NOT MY FAULT THE ACTIVITIES ARE ANNOYING.

ALSO IN THE WEIRD TESTS THE OWL IS ALWAYS LIKE DID YOU EVEN READ THE QUESTION???

YES MR DUOLINGO LOOK ALIKE I JUST READ FASTER THAN THE AVERAGE 1ST GRADER OK?????? I KNOW WHAT FUCKING VERBS ARE

ALSO THE ANIMATIONS ARE CHOPPY AND THAT JUST MAKES ME MAD.

Lexia. Lexia is literally the best program my school has ever made me do and some people like imagine learning more what i don't get.

only annoying thing is when you get too many questions wrong, then it just makes you do a basic overview again. Annoying sometimes but also sometimes helpful like when i forget what a FUCKING ARTICLE OR PHRASE IS.

Another problem, it loads too much info on you in a short amount of time. Like it teaches me 4 grammar terms and expects me to remember them when we only do Lexia like twice a month.

We're supposed to do like 15-25 minutes a week but WE DON'T HAVE TIME OK? I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW TO CALCULATE SLOPE IN TIME FOR THE BIG TEST AT THE END OF THE YEAR.

But like ok.

Whatever, no ones reading this anyway ugh