My life on crack at 2 am

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Band teacher: "or maybe you're just hyper" *does little dance*

CUBE ROOT GO BRR??

Band teacher: i dont need you sprinting out of here the moment the bell rings

rando kid: WOAH YOU GOT STRONG TOES

also rando kid: I HAVE MISSED A MATING OPPORTUNITY

also rando kid: TEACHER TEACHER HE'S TOUCH ME AND grABBING ME

History teacher: "kick back and relax"

Kid: *puts feet on my desk*

Kid 2: *puts feet straight up in the air*

Me: teacher teACHER

History teacher: no

Kid: ok *takes his feet off my desk and promptly falls out of his chair and into kid 2's lap*

istg someday that kid will climb the eiffel tower and breathe and fucking fall off

girl: i wanna do a CARTWHEEL

pe teacher: k do it over there

Math teacher: ok so I want 1 cheeseburger and 2 chicken nuggets and 3 cheeseburgers and 2 chicken nuggets

Math teacher: and THAT'S why we must combine like terms

Math teacher: cuz otherwise the person at the drivethru will be like drive out and come back when you're ready to order like a normal person

Band teacher: this is percussion land, other people don't come here >:(

Band teacher: and this here is brass and woodwind land, percussions don't come here

PE Teacher: come, let us explore PE land

my brain: THE MYSTIC LEGEND OF PE LAND

Band teacher: *droning about money*

My brain: *doing backflips*

Rando girl: i didn't say you were short, I said you were DWARFY

Band teacher: ok sit where u are

girl: stand up

other girl: he said sit

girl: i can sit there

My brain: L BOZO???? 

my sketchbook: unintelligible SCREECHING