Me: *praying that my science teacher plagiarized the note sheet off of google*
My friend: you got to squish the pompompurin??
My friend: I wanted to squish it!!
My friend: Ranboo dude - bro was staring at me dead in the eye and slowly squisHEd it
PE teacher: hips up [insert name], you look like an S!!
Crush 2: *sitting at our table*
His friend: *comes up to him and smacks him with a birthday invite*
His friend: SIMP!! you SIMP!!
His friend: btw here's your birthday invite
His friend: you SIMP, i expected more from yoU!!
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My life on crack at 2 am
HumorBasically me complaining abt shit and talking abt my weirdass school. Read my bestie's vers!! https://www.wattpad.com/story/322716420-my-life-on-crack-at-3-am
