My life on crack at 2 am

random rant idk either

it's so strange to me how like 2 boys who have literally never spoken to each other can bond over being boys.

i wish everything was that easy-

no but like how come the former "popular" girls actually made like legit 3 friend groups by the first day of school???
TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS

then there's "pick me" girls which i still don't really understand but like

YES WE GET IT YOU'RE BESTIES WITH A DUDE YALL DON'T HAVE TO FLAUNT IT

yeah sure "you don't have to talk abt dudes all the time"

girl it's ok to talk abt dudes you like sometimes it's not a sin

from my experience being friends with a boy literally just consists of them stealing your water bottle.

then i have to tell them that child labor is not legal

i actually have no recollection of how i became friends with my now- bestie

apparently i just went over to her and asserted that we were friends but like when?? i don't remember???

literally the only reason i became friends with Frenemy 1 (yes he was demoted) and Friend 1 was because of this cave cricket my teacher killed 2 years ago on the first day of school

i don't get it either lmao

BUT AGAIN PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR FRIENDS TO BOOST YOU UP TO YOUR CRUSH

IT'S UNETHICAL >:(

like be friends with them for the sake of being friends it's not hard-

ALSO WHAT IS UP WITH THE GALS WHO FAKE THE SQUEAKY NASAL VOICE

like if you don't fake it then ok idc

BUT IF YOU DO YOU SOUND LIKE A BOY'S INTERPRETATION OF A POPULAR GIRL

there's this girl at school who legit has like 6 accents at once. with that nasal voice

girly please

ok now let's talk abt the "pick me girl" tiktoks

stop with how fricking peTITE you are stOP

it's one thing to complain about my stubby legs but like peTITE girly please just EAT PROPERLY

nah but the popular girls and their candy

like how do you not have cavities or like diabetessss

the most drama so far - 

girl: just give it to her -

boy: I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE

girl: you know her name!!