Girl: Oh that scared me
Girl: It gave me the heebie-jeebies
Me and another girl at the table: *loud wheezing*
NAH BUT WHY GALS BE LIKE "oh my gwad draco is such a broken character omg" like GIRL NO BRO STRAIGHT UP BULLIED HALF OF THE HOGWARTS POPULATION LIKE PLEASE
Friend: Dumbledore lived for over 100 years with no Horcruxes and Voldemort had 7 and BRO STILL DIED-
Friend: VOLDY-MOLDY COULD'VE JUST THROWN HARRY OUT THE WINDOW LIKE STOP WASTING YOUR TIME WITH YOUR AVADA KEDAVRA
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My life on crack at 2 am
HumorBasically me complaining abt shit and talking abt my weirdass school. Read my bestie's vers!! https://www.wattpad.com/story/322716420-my-life-on-crack-at-3-am
