My life on crack at 2 am

december 11, 2023

so i tried being *MYSLEF* today

Freeloader 2 ran by when I was going to English and she went "nyoawr" like when children pretend to be airplanes but she didn't even do it properly she just said "nyor" every few feet like if ur gonna be 4 at least be 4 properly

it was the same as usual except i yelled at my friend (the one that sometimes gets on my nerves)

she was like "are you gonna wear pajamas for pajama day" so i said no and then she said "but whYY?" and htne i said "because i dont want to" and she said "but WHYY?" so i yelled at her to shut up (shes not mad though)

she gets on my nerves

so when we're changing in the locker room she always goes "wait for me ok" but she takes so long for some reason and I need to go to wherevrer the PE teacher wants me to go so I can hear the instructions

and then the 1st chair trombone for cadet, she's kinda annoying too

one time we needed 4 people for the warmup so we decided to go with me, her, the friend that gets on my nerves, and this other girl who im kinda friends with (let's call her Heart because that's what her name reminds me of)

so Heart, she's not very good at sports (abt the same as me, but she does have faster mile times)

but then when me, my friend, and the other trombonist leave the locker room, the trombonist immediately goes to ask another girl if she wants to join our group

like what the flip man

and when we were doing pickleball my friend said, "I don't think we should play with Heart anymore, she's not very good."

like bro wtf

you can't judge her based on her physical ability

anywya band was funny haha

so we were doing this playing quiz

Snare child: *starts playing*

Snare child: Ohhh my lorrrdd

Snare child: *keeps playing*

Snare child: BWAH

Band teacher: Who did that

Snare child: It was him *points to Snare child 2*

Snare child 2: No, it was him *points to Snare child*

Band teacher: I don't mind as long as it's just you two

Band teacher: Just making sure it's not contagious

Band teacher: I don't need my baritones getting infected

Band teacher: Okay snares, go to measure 4

Snare child: Where

Snare child 3: COUNT!!

Snare child: One, two, three, four, five, six...

Saxophone child: This is why you're THIRD CHAIR, man!

Saxophone child 3: Third chair? He's fourth chair

Saxophone 4th chair: HAHAHAHA THIRD CHAIR L 

lmao

and finally i didn't have to take an uber to the orthodontist yippee

i was watching some asmr videos lol

here's waht i texted my friends lol

THE ASMR VIDEO JUST REPLACED MY EYES WITH BUTTONS
WHAT THE FLIP MAN
DIDNT EVEN SEW ON THE BUTTONS PROPERLY


bestie just took my alien brains out 😭