My life on crack at 2 am

november 16 2023

englihs was ok but the teachers in my district are getting something to let them see what the children are doing on their screens

math we did a quiz EZ

at recess i ran after Enemy 1 to assault him but then Frenemy 2 goes "ayo are you chasing after him?? do you want to spend quality time with him??"

no ew he's literally so gross 

PE we did soccer

I HATE IMBECILE 1 SM UGH

he kicked the ball straight into my thigh and his friend really said "no u cant do that bc we can't have goALIeS!!!!!11!"

i fell 2 times and i have headache ew

band was funny though

1 of the bathroom passes is missing and the other is broken tho

also 2 of the older percussion children were in the back and moaning

Band teacher: Can the yelping stop?

Band teacher: And if the yelping is caused by touching, can that stop too?

Band teacher: idc if that's your thing, but do it somewhere else.

then he did a speech about the bathroom passes

Band teacher: if u were at this school last year, you probably remember when the boys' bathroom closed down.

Band teacher: apparently they were having a fight club or smth

one of those older percussion children: it was fun, ok

Band teacher: idc if you want to have a fight club, but don't do it here

Band teacher: go out and buy a piece of green acrylic and flush it down the toilet SOMEWHERE ELSE

Band teacher: and if you want to talk about the bathroom passes, then make your own afterschool scooby doo club and talk abt it.

Band teacher: i just want my passes back so my kids can go to the bathroom.

also this one time i choked on water so i was just coughing while the other 4 trombones were playing for the teacher

Band teacher: How come when (my irl name) drops out, i lose 60% of my sound?

Band teacher: Why is she 60% of my sound if she's only 20% of the section??

tbh the second chair was playing pretty loud too bc i can hear him

but idk i often feel like it's me and the second + third chairs carrying the other two

i mean the 4th chair doesnt even practice

the band teacher tells us to bring our instruments home and practice bc there's only 4 more rehearsals until the concert and she just yeets her instrument into the case and shoves it into the cubby hole

then i went to annual doctor check up it was quick but apparently i have to get like a sole either dr scholl's or custom made to fix my flat feet or get physical therapy

idk bro it's not much of a problem so we'll probs just get dr scholls