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My life on crack at 2 am

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Basically me complaining abt shit and talking abt my weirdass school. Read my bestie's vers!! https://www.wattpad.com/story/322716420-my-life-on-crack-at-3-am

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the thing about kermit.

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my life is just filled with kermit.

first Friend 1 and his friend group worshipped Kermit along with PNGs and Chicken Otter something (i don't remember).

then Bestie 1 married Kermy, who eloped with Peppa Pig, and they had a child named Kerpa, so Bestie 1 went over and drowned Keppa and murdered Peppa and Kermy (???)

but then Bestie 1 married Kermy Jr, or maybe that was one of my other friends.

now yall remember when my Bestie 1 married Frederick??

yeah idk

apparently she's been marrying and divorcing Aquaphor for the past 3 weeks.

yeah idk why my school is this way