My life on crack at 2 am

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ok im going to describe some dreams i've had

so abt 2 nights ago i had a dream that I was in school and it was a gold day but i had forgottedn to put my instrument in the cubby

also my backpack was a fish tank for some reason but like the one ffrom bedrock edition of minecraft

anyway math ended and i was looking for my instrument for like 30 mins but then i woke up and my brain realized that it's been 30 minutes and studens should be coming in by now

looking back i have realized that we have recess after math

anyway

then we went to sciecne and i went to dnd (Midnight was there for somereason)

and then when we went outside we were in Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam, but it was different

so we got on a bus but it was with Freeloader 2 and her friend (omg I hate Freelaoader 2 sm) and I said that I hated Freeloader 2 (cuz i do) and she got offended and started crying so MIdnight and I got off the bus to a new one that was going to Man Den where my uncle has a house

except it was my grandparent's house in Cu Chi and they were running a pajama business and they made me sew pajamas for them without pay so then i woke up

super weird then last night i was dreaming

so it was in Undertale, right after the part where undyne yeets spears at you, except there was a giant statue of Asgore, and there were 4 monsters

I remember 2 of them looked like they came from Deltarune's Ch 2, and they had the letters CYOYN like a glitch or something and I remember trying to write it down but getting it wrong

then I went behind the asgore statue to a secret passage that went past the gym where Undyne was being a PE teacher and yelling at the students to do their situps faster

then I went into the band room that had my band teacher because we had to rehearse for the concert, but strings was there too

except

strings had Bestie 2 (who did strings last year but not anymore, now she's in show choir) and This Kid, and the orchestra teacher wasn't the orchestra teacher, it was some random old white man and then i woke up and it was 2:40 am and I was itchy for an hour and ten minutes until i went into my parents room to sleep next to my mom

anywyayayay

today was ok

i forgot to change from blue day stuff to gold day stuff but it was ok cuz we didn't really use the old stuff in english and math and i remembmered my PE and band stuff

englihs i didn't have time to make a bday card for one of my friendssies (herbday was yesterday) so I speedran it in math because for osme reason we were doing slop again which we did last year?????

recess was goofy bro

Midngiht and I were putting on lip balm (cuz our lips are crusty as hell) and Enemy 1 wentr "stop putting long hard things in your mouth"

but Plant Fondler got like a perm for his bangs or smth he looks hilarious lmaoo

Midnight said that Freeloader 2 has smelly feet and she doesn't wear crocs good and she takes them off in class and it smells ??

girl do you not know how to put shoe one??

PE we did a warmup

and then team 3 and 5 (me) did evaluations, and I did a review on one of the girl sthat i'm sorta friends with

then we got evaluated but like the one time I got passed to (hooray) I accidentalyl threw it too hard at Imbecile 1's friend, and he got mad and yelled "why did you throw it so hard for a pass so close??!?!??!??!?!?!?!?"

band was ok but the band teacher got really mad at this one kid and then he was yelling but then he apologized so it was ok

dnd was ok except 1st session Enemy 1 was dm and he spawned us into somewhere

Enemy 1: So you spawned-

Me: Spawned?? This isn't Minecraft

Friend 1: Don't interrupt the DM

so anyway we got into a war with 15 buff racist wood elves because Friend 1 shot them with an antimatter rifle

the wood elves were racist towards everything excpet wood elves (one of the girls in our group was a wood elf so idk bro)

I told the 15 buff wood elves to stop being racist so they said "being racist is in our nature and our culture for 50,000 years and we will not change just for you" but DM said they weren't mad at me so I drew slander of our DM

anyway second session one of the girls put water on the rock to level us all up but the water got on a black dragon that got angery 

anyway then Friend 1 (DM) said that the dragon would stop attacking if we won in a debate against Friend 1

so Friend 1 was going to argue that MAD (mutual assured destruction) didn't exist and we were supposed to prove that it did

but then we rolled dice and got over 10 so we don't have to debate yay