My life on crack at 2 am

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

I had a goofy valentines day dream stars help me

Ok so basically my friend, who goes to another school, was there and let's call her Popcorn because that's what midnight called her in her book, and my other friend, let's call herrr Artsy bc ye

So Popcorn had brought her dog, Chevy, to school?? So i decided to bring mine (i dont hsve s dog irl), one of those sad looking big brown dogs??? And i stuffed him in my backpack?????( But in Science i realized that dogs are NOT allowed at school, so i went to the principal's office to drop off my dog

And the principal was just playing on his phone or smth and wasnt lidpstening so i just left my dog there

Then i went up to science again but it sas English but with my science teacher

And we had to cut out a small triangle of paper, then write our name + our crush's name on it and then put it on our crush's desk???????? Someone fucking help me

And for some reason i decided to put the name of that one Percussion kid that showed up in the balcony dream

I was sad but then some dude put his paoer on my desk and his name was Ryaain or smth (he dont exist irl) and my friends made me feel better by putting their triangles on my desk

Anyway for some reason my triangle was THICC like an eraser and i never put it on that kids desk bc cmon

Then i went to PE where we had to do smth similar?? I cant remember, but i rememebr intersctin with Crush 3

Becqyse the schedile was super screwed up, i went to ask my history teacher where i should go for period 5

And for some reason there were children reading books on the floor

And my history teacher said, WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT GO INTO ROOM 505 so i said screw this im going to history because none of my friends are going to FACS

So i sat in the history classroom

But apparently we were going on a field trip to the Eiffel Bridge in Paris (HELP)

So the class got into the history teacher's car and drove there and we got on a big ship

Then i changed povs to one of the jokesters in the class and the two jokesters constructed a raft to go into the sea

But then it capsized and they witnessed the Titanic go by but it was smaller

Anyway i think they died and i switched back povs to third person

And my history class was walking on the bridge and my history teacher goes, "that guy is a person, and that pink salmon tail is a mermaid" and the mermaid does 0ne of those dolphin jumps

Then its nighttime and i switch povs to my history teacher and he meets the mermaid (she has a pink tail, dark skin, and purple hair??? She was pretty as hell) and she constructs a fucking obstacle course

Then i switch back povs to my own and the class does the Dangerous obstacle course (there's only water beneath if you fall) which is a bunch of wooden platforms with ropes and shit connecting them (if you fall you DIE)

Then i woke up

That whole valentines dream was super goofy because i recently decided to NOT GET ANYMORE GODDAMN CRUSHES because im not even in fucking highschool yet???? And also i dont think any of them actually like me

I know for a fact that Crush 2 and Frenemy 2 simp for Smile (i dont blame them, i would too if i had a crush on her, hse's so pretty)

And ik Crush 3 is one of them annoying sports kids

And i only interacted with Percussion kid when we were partners for smth in english (it was super awkward idek why he asked to be clock partners gods help me) (im atheist shhh)

Anyway i had bread and butter for breakfast yippee

We went to the park once my dad came home from coffee with my uncle

But the park was crowded and the swings were occupied and there were children on tricycles and gokarts so we went to dave and busters

We got 100 chips and the minecraft dungeons game was fun but my brother got mad because Temple Run was too hard or smth (we were there for abt 50 mins) 

Then we went to Taco Bell and i had 2 tacos and then on the car i tried playing the quiet game to get my brother to shut up (he said nerds were taking over the world and that i was a nerd so he tried to get me to drijk the "potion" for nerds to go away) 

At taco bell there were 2 order kiosks and at one this man was ordering and on the other his daughter was just browsing????? Like cmon man (she took a hint and let us use the kiosk

And he lost so i poked him and he fucking spat on me like what the frick man

He's literally annoying younger sibling energy

Also i saw a light blue bus that reminded me of bluey

We watched the Mayhem in the Multiverse movie with dc super hero girls x teen titans go (i wanted more teen titans tbh