today was ok
facs we made pumpkin dip which was decent
rock time was stupid again but i read instead of paying attention
funny though
we're doing this stupid lesson on kindness
Random kid: But I don't want to help him if I don't get paid!
Random kid 2: Bro [insert name], be quiet! We're learning how to be nice!!
science was stupid
the science teacher talks to us like we're 5, in that happy cheerful teacher voice
and she says "uhm" every 2 minutes
history was ok
dnd first session we defeated mrbeast and then fought over a rock
2nd session we were in a magic shop, and there was this rock this girl wanted, so we spent half the session rolling 2d100 for 24 to find it, and i finally got it, but it was covered in rocks
so the dungeon master (Friend 1) made us roll dice for both of us to get over 10, and if we got under 10 we had to start over with the 50 rocks
anyway then we spent the rest of the session rolling 1d100 for 24 to get the rock, and the girl finally got it
the rock levels everyone up to level 15 so
lunch was weird
Enemy 1: I have fuck I mean food
Enemy 2: I fuck every day but I don't fuck my food
also some random dude said I'd be a fatass in 2 years
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My life on crack at 2 am
HumorBasically me complaining abt shit and talking abt my weirdass school. Read my bestie's vers!! https://www.wattpad.com/story/322716420-my-life-on-crack-at-3-am