My life on crack at 2 am

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today was boring

in FACS we made these goofy breakfast burritos with scrambled egg and salsa

i didn't put salsa though so mine was bland

i don't like the taste of tortias though so idk

I finished Spy x Family 1 and 2 in school

lunch Frenemy 3 tried to steal my stir-fried pasta so i tried to steal his water bottle and bro tiCKLED my hand to get me to let go wtf

science was goofy though wtf

we did this easy af quiz that she didn't even tell us abt

nah but like i finished in 2 minutes and after like 10 minutes Crush 3 went "should I check my answers? hmm, i won't."

like bro wtf I put in my answers and checked in like 2 minutes something wh huh??? slow

then we went over why temperature, dissolved oxygen, pH, and nitrogen goes up and why it goes down then we had to do this goofy ah observation sheet

Science teacher: Yesterday the water was cloudy, so let's write that in our observations. For our inferences, let's say "May not be ready for living organisms."

Random child: But the plants are living organisms

haha exactly

child was bigbrain

wanna know what I put in observations? "Perhaps we should have washed the gravel."

at least some other bigbrain child told the teacher that guppies need at least 5 gallons of water

history was kind of fun we did this mock up of a literacy assessment from back in the 18 somethings

one of the questions was "Cross out the number to make the number less than 1 million" with 1000000000. both people who got it crossed out 5 zeroes. however i am bigbrain (or at least i try to be) and noticed that it said "number" singular, not plural. I think the correct answer was to cross out the 1.

one of the questions I got was to draw 3 circles - each inside of the other

History substitute teacher: *points at my circles* What is this? This isn't a circle. It's a bleep!