My life on crack at 2 am

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first day of me not wearing a mask to school since 2020 :)

ok first let's talk abt this thing that happened last year

so this has Kid 7, the one I worked with on the oil spills project and Kid 3, the dumb blond bitch with long eyelash dude

So some kids from Kid 3's class stole this ball from our class and wrote their teacher's name on it and somehow misspelling it like yall can't even spell your teacher's name??

anyway my teacher got all mad

but like why would yall even want to steal it, the kids in my class were nice and let those kids borrow our ball as long as they gave it back.

so we were waiting outside for band to start

and Kid 7 and Kid 3 were in this huge argument abt the ball

Kid 3 was like "it was ours first, we had one" like NO you fuckboy since when did yall have a green ball with your teacher's name misspelled on it in Crayola washable black marker??

my point is Kid 3 is stupid

ok back to your regularly scheduled randomness

Random kid on bus: I'm a smart boy

Other random kid on bus: YOU MONKEY-

Other other random kid on bus: Cheaper than Costco

then we had english where we read this goofy ah story abt this dude (Victor) who's crushing af on this gal (Teresa) and his bestie boo (Michael) who is so desperate to get a gf he scOWLS like magazine models do (???)

michael kept noticing gals looking at him so bro thought his frOWNING was WORKING

i mean NO i bet those gals were side-eying you because you look like a suspicious goofy ah stalker, not because of your hella rizz

from my experience I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO DUDES WHO FROWN AT ME BC IT FEELS LIKE THEY HATE ME AND THEY PROBS DO

NO MICHAEL, DON'T SCOWL AT GIRLS, THEY DON'T LIKE IT

then Victor has French and bro fucking fakes it with "Frenchie wewe gee in September" and like the idiot she is Teresa asks him to help her with her French. wtf girl can you not tell that's not actual french???

then victor goes to the library to study french because he's a simp

English teacher: Physicist

English teacher: Try saying that 5 times fast

Frenemy 1: FIZZIZZIZZ

ok then in math me and this gal with the same name as me but spelled differently and this other dude were put together to solve equations

the dude did literally nothing and just went to hang with his buddies

Random teacher: What's going on here?

Random girl: *points at her random friend* she's buLLYING ME!!!

Random girl's random friend: nO I'M NOT

Random girl, to teacher: I'M YOUR FAVORITE STUDENT