My life on crack at 2 am

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Math teacher: Who drew on my number 4?

Me: it's a sad face

Math teacher: That makes me mad

Math teacher: That makes me have an angry face

PE teacher: Count your heartbeats

Random child: I can't count

i still hate Imbecile 1 sm fr fr

i almost typed in his actual name lmao

i don't hate him so much i want him to get killed by some online stalker

maybe

i would've assaulted him but there wasn't a chance

nah we were doing this 45 second plank and bro was moaNING

Imbecile 1: i caN'T taKE iT aNymORe

Imbecile: zADDY i'm so sORE

i mean he didn't say the zaddy part but i put it in so yall could comprehend how suspiCIOUS that sounded

then we did "frankensteins" and bro wasn't even doing it right like wtf man i thought you were a sports fanatic-

so i was like "you don't bend your legs, stupid"

https://www.wattpad.com/1380701006-my-life-on-crack-at-2-am-23 ok here read until the part where there's Imbecile 1's friend

I'm calling that kid Idiot 1.

so then Imbecile 1 goes "you doN'T?!?1!!?!1??!22?" and bends his legs mORE

and then Idiot 1 goes "oh it's thats girl" YOU THINK???

nah bro was scooting up to me and was like "dO yOU wANt mE tO gET clOSER?!?!?!?!?"

i said no and bro fucking lauGHED at me

LIKE NAH MAN WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA SAY I MEAN GET YOUR FILTHY ASS AWAY FROM ME-

then we did this dumb game called "yoshi" where each team has to "invade" the other team and get in the safe zone

out of the safe zone a player from another team can pull your flag but not when the teacher yells yoshi

SHE YELLED YOSHI AND SOME KID FUCKING PULLED MY FLAG SO I HAD TO GO BACK AND GET IT SO WE LOST

so i scream "THEY PULLED MY FLAG DURING FUCKING YOSHI" and the teacher goes "lanGUAGE" but at least she yelled at the kids for not paying attention so hooray that's a victory in my eyes

and then every time a side wins a round the dudes just gotta scream like they won the FIFA world cup

my friend said that during the ripoff basketball game https://www.wattpad.com/1380701006-my-life-on-crack-at-2-am-23 during my turn Imbecile 1 was saying "it's like she doesn't even play basketball"

well i DON'T because 

1) i am a lazy potato and

2) I CAN'T PLAY EVERY FUCKING SPORT SO CHILL\

ok then we had band which is ok

Band teacher: and 3, 2, *high pitch* UGHHHH 1 go!!

then we did a quiz but volunteers first so i went and i messed up but my arm's not as fastt as people's fingers and ig that's the drawback of trombone

Band teacher: No more people from back row?? That makes me sad

Band teacher, to trumpets: Meanwhile the low brass players are doing the exact opposite. You're holding onto it like it's precious. It's not! It's everywhere! *motions around classroom* Use your air!!

maybeee i'll assault Imbecile 1 next PE class

i'm still mad at him about something that happened 2 years ago

he made fun of me for like 2 months straight abt being a furry (which i am, i'm not the bAD kind, i'm just the average artist who likes drawing anthro) so I tried to kick his shins but missed, so maybe i can get him back for it

literally the only thing worse than Imbecile 1 is Kid 3 fr fr