My life on crack at 2 am

Thursday, January 11, 2024

I had a weird dream last night

So it was beauty and the beast but live action

But then there was a cutscene of gru and dru from despicable me doing a dance

Except gru had hair

They were like a child's attempt at drawing anime but with piercing human eyes

And the narrator said they were drawn in the "1980s style".

Anyway then Belle got on a horse and rode into the woods with a dog and this random dude running behind her

The forest had like thrse wooden dollhouses with holes carved in them and a lantern inside them

Rhen she got flung into a fairy godmother and it turned into the style of Disney's beauty and the beast (the blue fairy from sleeping beauty but without the hst. She had brown hair and a drss like Belle's.

Then i woke up

Friend 1 was actually on the bus today (lets call him Nerd bc that's what he is) he said i was a traitor for not showing up to dnd for 2 consecutive weeks like ok

In PE i got hit like in the pelvis with a volleyball so i said "ow what the flip man" and Other Friend thought i got hit in the head

We have a test abt muscles and bones next week im gonna have to study religiously

Anyway Crush 3's volleyball rolled into our court so he yelled at me to pick it up

Honestly it's not surprising he knows my name, Kid 3 and Imbecile 1 probably told him

Imbecile 1 was this bitch that I had a drama with over me being a furry like ok???

And i gave Kid 3 the middle finger when he was being super weird through the bus window (when his bus was next to mine)

Also I wrecked his shin sooo

In lunch, Strawberries told us abt this guy who was rizzing up girls (he plays clarinet in my band, let's call him Rizzler)

Anyway today we had a sub in band again and Rizzler played his friend's sax and kept insisting on playing Etude 5 and was super annoying everyone yelled at him to shut up

I'd hit him with my trombone slide but he was too far

Then that one Percussion Guy wanted the 3rd chair to suck him??? Ew gross wtf man

Then the percussion guy that's Grampa (lets call him Grampa) tried my glasses on and Rizzler said I looked like Squirtle so I hit him with my trombone case and he said "chill out bitch" and pushed me and started screaming "EVOLUTION"

like ok u chill i hit u with my instrument so hit me with urs but dont push me into ur friend jeez

Ok but actually i need to stop getting into fights with random ass boys they arent worth my time

Like actually Rizzler has 0 rizz all the girls he rizzed up probably rejected him honestly

According to Midnight, That Kid wrote "taekwondo" and "RIZZ" as the stuff he was an expert in

She says he doesnt even show up to the classes anymore

Anyway Rizzler got no rizz

He tried flirting with Kpoppie once (obviously she didnt fall for him)

Nah Rizzler goofy as hell he laughs with his tongue out like hes trying to be hot or smth 🤪 thats what he looks like when he laughs 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪