My life on crack at 2 am

December 1, 2023

today was typical

i hate it when there are just random children hanging out in the music hallway for no reason in the morning- likr idc if you're going to PE or Health or Orchestra or you're going to drop off ur instrument or somethng, but if you're just walking your friend there, then fucking get out of the way or I'll hit you with my trombone istfg

like yall dont gotta be with your friends 24/7 much less in an already cramped hallway with a bunch of chairs from the concert like bro MOVE

for some reason the 2nd to last chair for trombone had her strings (?) friends in the band room and they were like "this is where we're warming up for the concert?" but like their concert was yesterday so maybe they were chorus

but they were crowding around the door like bro move i need to stash my instrument for the day bro

band we watched a recording of us

Band teacher: The audio is just absolute trash. It sounds like you're playing in a trash can in a barn underground.

the audio sounded like it had been deepfried and bass boosted though lmao

Band teacher: Now obviously you don't sound this bad, because no one's clutching their hands over their ears because it's explosive and awful

Band teacher: *launches into an explanation about how the microphone did stuff to the loud stuff but also latched onto the loud stuff*

Band teacher: Sometimes you can hear it recording the air conditioning.

then we sat there as some kids played games on their computer (which they're not supposed to do) and shit