My life on crack at 2 am

i fangirl (read: insult) my crushes over the last 2 years

ok so I once had a crush on this random basketball kid 2 years ago just cuz bro knew my name at the beginning of the year

bro was half bald though

then i had a crush on Frenemy 1 but bro was a bit of a jerk and also was a kelptomaniac

then I had a crush on Mushroom dude but this one time bro was giving Imbecile 1 a hand job under the desks in Spanish while we were supposed to be watching a Spanish green alien talk to royal furries

im surprised Imbecile 1 wasn't moaning though considering how often he does that in class

then there was Crush 2 who is way to obsessed with birds

and now Crush 3 is a huge nerd who carries around a 3 inch binder and needs to get a life

also bro does a questionable impression of spongebob