All is gone. Hell is dead. Nothing left except a new beginning of life, a new mistake to be made
This has been banging in my head for a while. if you clicked you know what you're getting into. Btw V1 will not be in a romantic relationship.
Ultrakill...
With another blood run through apocalypse ally, V1 went into the I.M.P building with Blitzø not in the greatest mood. He was shooting a TV anytime something he didn't like came on, and he didn't like many things. As Moxie lined up TVs for Blitzø to shoot they flickered between three channels.
One getting a signal from Heaven and broadcasting about how the cherubs can help you help a person still living. Another from Hell about a wacky idea factory where people can sell their ideas for free. And finally one from the human realm about the 'bloody beach massacre' that happened a little while ago, which through the camera footage of the dead it connected to the mysterious 'V1'
While Blitzø was doing all of this, V1 walked into the office just in time for the building to start shaking. "Oh shit," Blitzø said looking up at the ceiling, "Is that a Hell shake?" "That's possible?" Moxie asked confused as V1 began to grab onto the side of the door. "Alright don't panic, Moxie" said Millie grabbing on to Moxie, "I'm not panicking because Hell shakes don't happen" Moxie said in a matter-of-fact tone. "Stop getting hysterical fatty!" yelled Luna before slapping Moxie into a wall .
The wall which Moxie was just thrown into was destroyed, with a sinner jumping in from the hole with many robotic limbs coming out of his back.
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"Do not be afraid" the sinner said spreading his arms out. Seeing this, V1 took a shot at the man with the marksman pistol, which was quickly deflected by one of the robotic arms, "I said don't be afraid," the sinner said deadpanning. "So who are you and why should I not steal your money to fix this wall," Blitzø said balancing himself from the 'Hell shake' and pushing V1 away for now.
"I am Loopty Goopty, dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!" Loopty said while flaring his cape dramatically, "you could have used the door dude," Luna said looking up from her phone for a second before looking back down at it, "doesn't have to be this whole thing," she continued.
"I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric shit!" Loopty said bouncing around. With a quick smell of Loopty, Blitzø realized something, "Did you just die?" He asked disgusted at Loopty's living smell. "Yes! Just moments ago in fact!" Loopty said ready to show off who must be killed, "just saying, the front door would have gotten you here just fine," Luna pointed out, "Shut up dear furry, this is the man I want you too kill!" Loopty said before pulling out a picture with his old friend. As soon as Blitzø saw that he was a customer, he pushed V1 away to wait until they were finished.
While Blitzø talked to Loopty about the mark, V1 was not grateful about being pushed away from his kill, this is something that V1 put away to remember.
After getting the deal sorted out to kill Loopty's friend Luna began to grab the book, before V1 took it before her and attempted to summon the portal by themselves. Yet, without an ounce of life within them no way could V1 open the portal, "Gimme that!" Blitzø said before snatching the book out of V1's hands and putting it in Luna's as she opened the portal starting at V1.
