The Maze Runner as Pitch Perfect

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Minho: Thomas, what are you doing?

Thomas *laying on the ground*: Horizontal running.

*in the maze running away from the Griever*

Thomas: VERTICAL RUNNING!!! I'M VERTICAL RUNNING!!!
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Thomas: I killed a Griever.

Gally: Aca-excuse me?

Thomas: Aca-believe it
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Chuck: Yeah don't put me for cardio.

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Teresa: This is hard for me to tell you guys this.

Newt: *whispers to Gladers* I think we all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.
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*Teresa looks at Thomas*

Gally: *fake coughs* Slut.

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Winston: *whispers* My name is Winston and I was born with the gills of a fish.
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Gally: *whispers* I set fires to feel joy.

Chuck: that's... Adorable
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Grievers: I'm gonna finish him like cheesecake!!!
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Gally: *shoots Chuck*

Chuck: I've been shot!

I hate myself for the last one. And also other reasons in life. So I came back from vacation and I'm tired af so Peace out.

QOTD: How old are ya'll?

Answer: 18. I wish I was 16 again though. Because I don't wanna do adulty things.

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