Vines that keep the Gladers from ending it all

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Minho pointing at Newt and Thomas: Two bros! Chillin in the hot tub! Five feet apart cuz they're not gay.

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Teresa: Hey, I'm lesbian.

Newt: I thought you were American.

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Thomas to Gally: Next time you put your fuckin hands on me Ima rip your fuckin face off bitch

Alby: What'd he do?

Thomas: Cuz he fuckin pushed me!

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Brenda cocks her gun

Newt: *sarcastically impressed voice* wow

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Newt: Thomas, Your speech was so good.

Thomas: Oh really because I didn't even try it was like improve an all-

Newt: OHMYGODWHYCANTYOUJUSTTAKETHEFREAKINGCOMPLEMEEEEEEEEENT

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Gally to Thomas: You dumb ass mother fucker

Thomas: Bruh.

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Newt to Thomas: I love you, bitch. *Strums guitar* I ain't never going to stop loving you. B I T C H

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Minho takes a picture of the Gladers: You guys say, Colorado!

Some random crank: I'M A GIRAFFE!

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Thomas: *blinks* Oh sorry I fell asleep while waiting for someone to make me a sandwich

Frypan: Go back to sleep and   S T A R V E!

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Gally: *punches Thomas*

Thomas: Aw fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

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Thomas: BAHH!

Chuck: Ah, stop! I could've dropped my croissant

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Frypan: I'm not buying you all that candy.

Chuck: *throws box at frypan*

Frypan: Try me bitch.

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Chuck: *Glader party* Welcome to bible study we're all children of Jesus.

Thomas: *Snorting cocaine*

Chuck: KUMBAYAAA MY LORD!

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Thomas: Hey, how ya'll do-

Crank: *Makes noises*

Thomas: AAHH GET YOUR FUCKIN DOG BITCH

Brenda: It don't bite

Thomas: YES IT DO!

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me in the movie theatre taking pictures of the Death Cure intro.

Guy in the back: Turn off the flash you fuckin moron.

Death Cure Intro

Everyone: *Cheers

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I've been watching vine compilations to cope with my stress and anxiety from college and finals is next week. I finally got inspired again. Sorry if it's lame. And yes I changed my username to Woke_shank. Please ignore all my old misogynistic posts I made when I was 16.

Question: What was your favorite vine.

Answer: At the moment it's the "watch your profanity" vine.

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