Part 4 Hell Week

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Thomas: Chuck your the understudy for Peggy.

Chuck: I am not wearing a dress!

Thomas: Oh yes you are!

Chuck: then who's my understudy.

Thomas: Phillip Hamilton doesn't even show up until the second act.

Chuck: I'm not wearing a dress

Thomas: Gally...

Gally: *glares*

Chuck: Okay okay okay I'll do it

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Clint: okay everyone the shift list is up. Miss your shift and I will murder you. I wish I was joking.
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*at this point everyone is running around frantically*

Gally: I NEED MY ASM!

Newt: Who wash Washington's white wool underwear Washington's washing lady *clap* went west.

Minho: what are you doing?

Newt: Warming up

Frypan: Has anyone seen my prop?

Arias: I can't find my script!

Thomas: you're still not off book?

Gally: Places in 15 minutes people!

Teresa: I'm not done with my pancake!

Chuck: Can someone help me with this dress?

Gally: Who else isn't mic-ed?

Brenda: is my wig on straight?

Gally: Ten min- WHOS. BAGEL. IS ON THE STAGE!!!

Minho: shit my bagel.

Sonya: Vitamins! Come get your vitamins!

Gally: *on the radio* Everyone ready?

Zart: Ready.

Winston: Ready.

Sonya: Ready.

Gally: Tell everyone that there's five minutes

Sonya: FIVE MINUTES EVERYONE!

Newt :*warming up* Do me so me do me so me Do me so me do.

Thomas: remember guys it's first dress rehearsal it's okay to mess up.

*places*

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*Schuyler Sisters number*

Brenda: Angelicaaaa!

Teresa: Ellliza!

Chuck: *in the dress* And Peggy.

All: The Schuyler Sisters!

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Gally: *into the radio* Sonya I'm about to go on cover for me

Sonya: *into radio* Sure thing. *at stage manager podium* What the fuck do I do?
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Teresa: *backstage* Minho's flat again.

Sonya: SSHHHHHHH!

Brenda: We're whispering!

Sonya: I SAID SHHHHHHHH!!

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Gally: *back at the stage manager podium* I can't hear them and I'm right here.

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Gally: Jesus Christ why can't these people remember their fucking lines.
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Gally: Did Minho just fucking whipped on stage?

Zart: *through the radio* Did Minho just whipped on stage.

Gally: *into radio* Oh you have eyes too?
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Brenda: *crying* I messed up my lines!

Teresa: It's okay it's okay.

Frypan: If it makes you feel any better I missed my entrance.

Brenda and Teresa: YOU DID WHAT?!

Frypan: Shit...
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Gally: okay guys we got fifteen minutes intermission and fifteen minutes means fifteen minutes.

Thomas: I CAN PEEEEE! *runs to bathroom*

Chuck: *running in dress* MOVE I GOTTA MAKE A COSTUME CHANGE!

Minho: Finally I can eat my beagle.

Newt: *rubbing head* Does anyone have any Advil.

Brenda: *coming from the bathroom* does any have a tampon?

Jeff: can I die? I would very much like to die.

Thomas: You're all doing great by the way guys. Keep it up!

Gally: Five minutes guys! Newt, hand that Advil.

Sonya: Does anyone have a tampon?

Brenda: I started too!

Teresa: Me too, I got you Sonya.

Chuck: How do I look?

Alby: *chewing sandwich* You're pants are backwards, Buddy.

Chuck: WHERE DID YOU GET THE SANDWICH?

Frypan: Can I have a bite please I'm starving.

Alby: HELL NO, get your own damn sandwich.

Minho: Can I order pizza?

Gally: ONE MINUTE PEOPLE PLACES!

Everyone: SHIIIIT!!!

Arias: *from bathroom* Wait I'm not done peeing!

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*During Burn Number*

Teresa: You forfeit all rights to my heart you forfeit the place in our bed you sleep in your office instead-

Gally and Thomas: *both silently crying watching Teresa*

Minho: Are two you crying?

Gally and Thomas: *whispers* Shut up, Minho!

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*After Stay Alive Reprise Number*

Chuck: Okay I died I don't have to go back onstage. I'm gonna take a nap now. *passes out in the hallway*

Alby: Join the club.

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*end of play*

Thomas: Okay now for notes.

Everyone: *groans*

Someone in my drama class actually did whip on stage.

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