He tries to buy you makeup

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Saw this on Facebook and thought it was funny so I made it into a preference.

AU where you're man is trying to buy you makeup but gets confused on the way.

Thomas: *on the phone* babe what shade of foundation on you?

You: Uhh either light beige or medium nude.

Thomas: WELL WHICH IS IT???

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Newt: Hi uh I want to get an eyeshadow pallete for my girlfriend.

Sephora Worker: Oh we have lots to choose from is she more of an autumn or a spring.

Newt: .... Yes

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Gally: $20 for a sponge?? Screw it I'll just get her lipstick. $18 for lipstick are you kidding me???

Sephora Worker: Would you like a swatch?

Gally: Dfuqu is a swatch

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You: Chuck was is this?

Chuck: You wanted a highlighter right? I got you a pink one from Office Supply.

You: Oh honey that's not what I meant.

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You: MINHO YOU'RE NAKED!

Minho: You said you wanted nudes for Christmas.

It's so hard to find the right shade of concealer when there's only like 6 choices.

Question: Favorite movie this year.

Answer: Finding Dory

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