The Me-Things Which I Still Am Not Doing At 12:30am

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bluebajoons
LloldLover_17

Thanks, Maties. I welcome each of thee to this thing that I am doing now and not then. Read and enjoy to your hearts content, if it will be content with which I write. If thee heart ain't content, then thee heart ain't content and my heart ain't content because thee heart ain't content.

Favorite color.
You guys wouldn't understand. My brain has imagined colors beyond your brains. Wait a sec....I read somewhere that no one can invent a new color because our brains can see all the colors and scientists names them all. Can you imagine naming them? Alphamatix and greenshmee. Or how about icucumber or seventhmelon? 

Man. I should name colors! 

Anyway, this whole paragraph about how you can't name colors, and I haven't told you my favorite color.

Emerald green! It just makes me tingle. If you have emerald green eyes I will marry you, unless, of course, your a girl, because that's just- No. No no no no.

Anyway, I love anything will Emerald green eyes. Humans. I don't wanna marry any dogs.

HEAR THAT, FREDDIE! O wait....my dog doesn't have green eyes anyway hah ha. My bad.

Crushes Name
Breathe in, breathe out. You can do this....*gasp* ITS SOMEONE.

BOO YA! Tricked you!

If you haven't noticed, I'm in a weird mood. It's the last Friday and then two weeks of Christmas break! Who isn't excited?!

My dog. He's so cute.
Play any Instrument
I play with my dog. Does that count?  Nope. Just kidding. I play piano a little, taught myself kinda halfway okay maybe not but maybe I don't know. And I have a few singing lessons.

Gotta do something, right?

Mood right now
I am so grumpy and mad, I could just rip someone's head off! "Hey bluebajoons ! Get over here!"

Just kidding. I love my sis. *hug* *knocks her unconscious *

I think you guys already know my mood since...well....you know! I WROTE IN THE LAST QUESTION OR SOMETHING.

*huff puff* why do you put me through this?
O wait.....AHHHHH NEVER MIND.

Forget this. Next question.....
Sneakers or Heels
first of all, who even says sneakers? How were they invented!?

Guy 1: hey joe! Check out what my new shoes can do! I call them sneakers cuz you know, they sneak around."

Joe: what!?

Guy 1: ya! Here, I'll show you!

Guy 1 sneaks around behind Joe. "Boo!"

"Uh dude?" Says Joe. "I saw you go over there."

Guy 1 smirks. "Ya, but you didn't hear me. " Joe looks confused.

"But I saw you!"

"Fine!" Guy 1 huffs. He runs off in his 'sneakers' because he wants to see if he can scare Joe.

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