Dirty pick-up lines

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A/N: I know everyone's doing this but oh well. It's short but enjoy!




Tony
If I'm a pain in your ass...you can just add more lubricants.

Steve
Are you butt dialling? Because I swear that ass is calling me

Thor
I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!

Clint
You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

Natasha
Nice legs, let's eat out.

Pietro
My dick's been dead lately, wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

Wanda
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

Bucky
I heard your ankles are having a party.. Wanna invite your pants down?

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