My Book of Randomness 2

Merry Christmas

So yeah. Christmas. Gonna party today with my favorite steak. I think my dad is either gonna make a medium rare or a rare.

Don't judge

I love my meats

Even if it's bloody.

Just

Don't judge

It's food

Yummy yummy

Okay so I opened up presents

And I'll tell you all what I got.

First off. Here's a picture of the book thingy I got yesterday (see last chapter for more info)

See the red? Yeah. Favorite as in like only 20 Pokémon. At least they have a Cyndiquil. I like them. So adorable

Next....I got clothes!! Yay 😒

But I also got pajamas (it's such a weird word to say. Say pajamas out loud. It sounds so weird!!) I've been looking for new ones. I just....seriously need some more.

Then I got make up stuff.

Excuse me aunt on my dads side. Um....I don't wear makeup. It'll make me twice as ugly. Okay? Like ew. I like my face the way it is. Makeup is just an excuse for women to look prettier

Haha

No offense if you wear makeup

Okay moving on

So you know that thing on TV where you can make 3D art with this pen? It comes out looking like this gel stuff.

It's called I Do 3D.

Yeah my grandparents got me that.

Next I got body lotion and perfume

Body lotion is okay

But perfume.

Oh god does that smell terrible.

Yeah. I'm not your average girl okay? I like Pokémon and squares so yeah.

And from my parents I got Atari. You know. The game console. Yeah. Those still exist. Don't give me lane excuses by saying "ew no. That's like 72728 years old! Who plays that? It's all pixelated"

Excuse me...but pixelated things are amazing. Just look at Pokémon Red Blue Green and Yellow.

Shut up people saying that you love Sun and Moon only because of the graphics. Man those people drive me nuts. Of course the graphic are gonna be better. It's 2016!!!

Finally, (I feel like I'm leaving something out)

I got the best presents ever from "Santa".

And here they are.

And finally

MY SON!!!! 😍😍😍

Oh I just wanna hug him and kiss him. Oh my little baby!!

Yeah. He's so cute.

Also, I'm getting something from my aunt and uncle (mom's side) but that's gonna be later. I wonder what it'll be!!

lol nothing Pokémon related I bet.

Watch her get Pokémon Moon and I'll be like

I already have that but thanks. Here I'll get like four Lunalas. But how am I gonna trade if I have one stinking 2DS. OTPexplosion I'm gonna have to trade with yours. Because....I need like 292728 Lunalas because The GTS has morons that was a Sololeo for a Zubat.

And it's not even shiny.

Level 1 Zubat. For a Legendary. Sure I'll totally ring that up for you.

I'm getting off topic again aren't I?

Whelp

Merry Christmas

Tell my in the comments what you guys got.

Because

Idk

I'm curious

-Nicoletta