Jared dragged Connor and Evan to his room. Connor and Evan didn't know WHY they were being dragged there, but whataver it was, Jared was too excited. He slammed the door shut and sat on in front of his desk.
"I got a computer!" Jared screamed.
Evan and Connor clapped. Jared always said him wanting a computer.
"Let me write the first words of a new story." Jared cracked his knucles and went onto Word. He typed:
Evan's a dick.
Evan scoffed and crossed his arms.
Connor's a wuss.
Connor smiled
But they're perfect for eachother in every way.
Evan and Connor looked at eachother.
"Wait... is this a fanfic?!" Evan asked.
Connor took out a cigarette and looked back at the computer.
They're both kinky for eachother, and it's weird. Once, I heard Evan moan when I randomly showed up at his house.
Evan turned red and started sweating.
"Ummm... t-that's none of your b-business..." he mutterd nervously. Connor cracked up laughing.
Another time, I saw Connor writing a love paragraph for Evan. It said the word "for forever" a lot.
Connor spit out his cigarette. He nervously laughed and covered up his face with his hands.
But overall their weird things, they love eachother, and they both know it.
Evan and Connor looked at eachother and then looked away. Jared smirked. Connor then grabbed the computer and typed:
My sister's hot. -Connor.
Evan stole the computer from Connor and typed:
Jared's a pervert. -Evan.
Jared got his laptop and finished typing:
Sincerely, Us.
Jared slammed his computer shut and swirled his his chair around to face Evan and Connor.
"Now kiss." Jared grinned. He leaned back and hoped to see the magic happen.
"Just because we're gay doesnt mean we're gonna-"
Evan was cut off by Connor kissing him. Evan kissed back and they fell to Jared's bed.
Jared walked up to them. They didn't stop.
"You guys can stop now." Jared said.
But they wouldn't stop.
"Seriously, stop now!" Jared said a little louder.
They continued.
Jared huffed and plopped down on the couch of his living room.
"It happened again?" Jared's mom asked.
"Yup." Jared muttered.
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Oneshots
FanfictionOneshots are lit so I asked myself, "WhY nOt" Ships: •Conman (my OTP) •Kleinsen •Treebros •Sincerely Three •Jalana •Zolana (Writing Gay oneshots [the majority of this book] is weird, especially since I'm straight. No smut!)
