Oneshots

Story 45- Flowers

Conman

Connor leaned his arm against the wooden counter before him and hummed a tune from Legally Blonde. He had one of those business cards from his shop turned around and was doodling at the back of it.

Connor worked at a little flower shop with his sister, The Murphy's. His sister was somewhere in the store, probably eating some M&M's again. (fun fact: i cant pronounce that candy)

As the boy up front was doodling, he heard the little bell ring from the entrance door. Before he could look up, he hear something slam against the counter. Connor looked up and saw a boy somewhere around his age, short with glasses and brown hair.

"Hi, how can I-"

"How do you say 'I wanna fuck you' with flowers?"

Connor stared in a bit of shock before him. No one had ever asked him that before.

"E-Excuse me?"

"Can I." The boy continued, "Get some flowers. That say. I. Wanna. Fuck. You."

Connor just stared at him nervously again. He then realized he was being serious, so he told him to wait for a moment so that he could make something in the back. In the meantime, he called for Zoe to take his place. Zoe skipped up front and waited with boy.

"Why do you need a bouquet of flowers that say that?" Zoe asked.

"My boss told me to get along with one of the other employees, so I'm doing something nice for her."

Zoe giggled as she threw more M&Ms in her mouth and laughed at the silly boy before her.

Soon enough, Connor came to the front with indeed a bouquet of flowers, handing them to the boy.

"Why are they all blue?" He asked.

"If you're gonna fuck someone, make them blue from lack of oxygen." Connor replied.

The boy nodded and hummed as he handed Connor 20 bucks.

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The boy, aka Jared as Connor later learned, always came back with crazy requests. Just last week he asked for "bisexual flowers".

As Connor awaited again, Jared came back and hopped before Connor, looking a bit nervous.

"How do I say 'I like you and wanna fuck you' to someone?"

Connor didn't ask before he made the flowers- roses, tulips, and some shakira flowers (yes those are a real thing im a flower expert)

As Jared payed and Connor thanked him, Jared handed the flowers to Connor. Connor pushed them back to Jared.

"You already payed." Connor reminded him.

Jared shook his head and handed the flowers once more to Connor.

"I like you and wanna fuck you." Jared said.