Tree bros: texts (slight NSFW)

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A/N: WhOA TWO UPDATES IN ONE DAY

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Treeboi: hey Con

ImEvansDaddy: yes love

Treeboi: i love you

ImEvansDaddy: i do too

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ImEvansDaddy: i like your pants

Treeboi: thanks

ImEvansDaddy: theyd look better on my floor

Treeboi: ....

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Treeboi: Connor

Treeboi: Connor

Treeboi: Conny

Treeboi: daddy

ImEvansDaddy: IM HERE WHAT DO YOU NEED

Treeboi: cuddles

ImEvansDaddy: Whats in it for me

Treeboi: my dick

ImEvansDaddy: I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE

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ImEvansDaddy: hey

Treeboi; how high are you?

ImEvansDaddy: yes

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Treeboi: Can you come over

ImEvansDaddy: why?

Treeboi: Jared's trying to eat my bathbombs

ImEvansDaddy: IM ABOUT TO WHOOP SOME ASS

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ImEvansDaddy: babe

Treeboi: yeah

ImEvansDaddy: im horny

Treeboi: oh god

Treeboi: DID YOU JUST BREAK MY FUCKING WINDOW

ImEvansDaddy: im here

Treeboi: WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM

Treeboi: not that I'm  complaining ;)

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Treeboi: daddy i need you so bad

ImEvansDaddy: OH YEAH IM GETTING LAID

Treeboi: well that was the fastest turn off in history

ImEvansDaddy: nO WAIT

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