A/N: @StarlightPernaAOT Is my best friend, go read her DEH memes they are literal gold
Treeboi: Evan
ImEvansDaddy: Connor
FlamingBisexual: Rich
Poolmaster: Jake
BathbombCroncher: Jared
WhosYourDaddy: Michael
Jerbear: Jeremy
GalaxyGal1: Alana
YaLikeJazz: Zoe
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BathbombCroncher: HELLO
BathbombCroncher: GUESS WHAT
Treeboi: ???
ImEvansDaddy: You're moving away? This is the best day of my life
BathbombCroncher: Evan why do you put up with him
Treeboi: I love him and plus, he's hot af
ImEvansDaddy: Love you too babe :)
BathbombCroncher: What I was saying was
BathbombCroncher: I GOT A JOB AT LUSH
Treeboi: oh god
FlamingBisexual: Hey
FlamingBisexual: Oh shit you got a job at lush??
BathbombCroncher: THEYVE GIVEN ME A FREE BATHBOMB EVERY MONTH
ImEvansDaddy: we all know where thats going
Treeboi: Im getting mixed signals from that last texts
Treeboi: was it meant to be dirty
Treeboi:oh shit I get it now
WhosYourDaddy: heyy how's it hanging
Poolmaster: no one even says that anymore
FlamingBisexual: Hi daddy Jakey
Poolmaster: Hello Kitten
YaLikeJazz: Are you guys horny like 24/7
BathbombCroncher: *inhales*
BathbombCroncher: K I N K Y
ImEvansDaddy: Jared shut tf up now
BathbombCroncher: make me ;)
ImEvansDaddy: eww no
Treeboi: JARED WTF THATS NOT COOL
GalaxyGal1: Ok no stop this blashphemy
WhosYourDaddy: IM MICHAEL JORDAN. STOP IT. GET SOME HELP. (A/N: If you get the reference you are my one true senpai)
Treeboi: IM OUT
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FlamingBisexual: I LIKE
Jerbear: JAKES DICK
FlamingBisexual: Thats not what I was going to say but that works too
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ImEvansDaddy: what if
ImEvansDaddy: our lives were just a musical
ImEvansDaddy: or a book
Treeboi: how high are you
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FlamingBisexual: HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FOR
BathbombCronher: welcome to my sex toy store
FlamingBisexual: REALLY
Poolmaster: We'd go there a lot ;)
Poolmaster: Check PM
FlamingBisecual: GET OVER HERE I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME
YaLikeJazz: wellokthen
Treeboi: Roses are red, Cacti are prickly, holy fern, that escalated quickly
ImEvansDaddy: THE PURE INNOCENT BEAN HAS SPOKEN
BathbombCroncher: KINKY
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BathbombCroncher: ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY. ITS WINGS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ITS F A T BODY OFF THE GROUND
ImEvansDaddy: See this is why you are forever alone
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Tree Bros and Boyf riends One Shots
FanfictionJust a bunch of musical one shots i decided to do. Requests are opennnnnnn. Also angst (sorry about that lol) Also, the first few one shots are kinda cringey so bear with me and my ugly ass writing. Anyways, enjoy!
