A/N: So today on of my friends called Rich a flaming Bisexual and I cracked up because.... Flaming... Rich set a fire... I'll leave
Also, I tripped over a chair at school and screamed "Jesus Faist!" Because that's my religion and I'm pretty sure everyone thinks I'm in a cult now
WhosYourDaddy: Michael
Jerbear: Jeremy
Treeboi: Evan
ImEvansDaddy: Connor
Galaxygal1: Alana
YalikeJazz: Zoe
Bathbombcroncher: Jared
FlamingBisexual: Rich
PoolMaster: Jake
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Treeboi: Hey Everyone!
ImEvansDaddy: sup babe
WhosYourDaddy: hey
Jerbear: hi
FlamingBisexual: :)
Galaxygal1: hello fellow acquaintance
YalikeJazz: heyyyy
Poolmaster: HELLO THERE
Bathbombcroncher: HEY DOES ANYONE HAVE BATHBOMBS I COULD BORROW
Jerbear: well at least we know Jared's heere!
WhosYourDaddy: stop making name puns
Jerbear: Make me ;)
Bathbombcroncher: KiNKY
ImEvansDaddy: Jesus Faist this is a groupchat
Treeboi: Faist? Who's he?
ImEvansDaddy: Idk but people say I look like him
Treeboi: weird
Bathbombcroncher: STILL WAITING ON MY BATHBOMBS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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Poolmaster: Fuck
Poolmaster: Rich moaned sexually while eating a piece of candy and now I'm turned on
FlamingBisexual: I'm all yours daddy
ImEvansDaddy: JARED DONT DO IT
Bathbombcroncher: KINKY
ImEvansDaddy: alright ive got my baseball bat and im on my way to whoop some ass
Bathbombcroncher: oh shit
Treeboi: I personally volunteer for an ass whooping misson
ImEvansDaddy: And we can make out after it
Treeboi: I just started walking twice as fast after I read that text
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WhosYourdaddy: Guys
WhosYourDaddy: I just walked past Evan's house
WhosYourDaddy: And I heard this
WhosYourDaddy: *audio attached*
Jerbear: Oh ShiT
Bathbombcroncher: OH GOD THATS KINKY
GalaxyGal1: no this is not appropriate
YalikeJazz: chill out love
FlamingBisexual: I JUST CHOKED ON JAKE'S DICK
FlamingBisexual: oh shit
BathbombCroncher: I love how you're getting it on and texting while you do so
Poolmaster: shut up Rich and blow me
Bathbombcroncher: OH SHIT
Jerbear: Connor why do you sound like a fucking pornstar
ImEvansDaddy: what did I miss
ImEvansDaddy: WTF MICHAEL
Treeboi: We were busy, what happened
ImEvansDaddy: And to answer Jeremy's question, Evan has a talented mouth
Treeboi: wait
Treeboi: Im going to kill you Michael
ImEvansDaddy: I'll join you. But first, we have some unfinished buisness
Treeboi: oh shet connor stip kissing my neck i kant type
Treeboi: BYe
YaLikeJazz: welp there are two couples currently getting it on
YaLikeJazz: Make that three, oh god Alana that feels so good
WhsoYourDaddy: make that four, by the way Jeremy is kissing me
Jerbear: gtg
Bathbombcroncher: ok now I'm alone now
Bathbombcroncher: which means
Bathbombcroncher: KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY KINKY
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Bathbombcroncher: THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTI STAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES.
ImEvansDaddy: You wake us up at 4 am for this shit
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FlamingBisexual: JAKE KEEP GOING
Treeboi: wtf
FlamingBisexual: I got dared to text that to the groupchat while Jake is fucking me
YaLikeJazz: well ok then
FlamingBisexual: HARDER DADDY
Galaxygal1: Do you mind not doing this here? It makes me very uncomfortable
YaLikeJazz: You're one to talk, ms. Dominant
Bathbombcroncher: OOH BUSTED
FlamingBisexual: -a nut all over Jake
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Tree Bros and Boyf riends One Shots
FanfictionJust a bunch of musical one shots i decided to do. Requests are opennnnnnn. Also angst (sorry about that lol) Also, the first few one shots are kinda cringey so bear with me and my ugly ass writing. Anyways, enjoy!
