Richie; uh, hey man, I'm sorry for being an asshole when I texted you
Richie; its just uh, Bev told me that my best friend, Stan, got a new phone number
Richie; and that he was talking shit, which I now realize wasn't true and I'm sorry I was a jerk
Eddie; wtf
Richie; oh what did I do now?
Eddie; no, you didn't do anything wrong in the first place.
Eddie; you shouldn't even be apologizing
Richie; Bev said I should tho
Eddie; do you do everything your girlfriend tells you to?
Richie; woah woah woah bucko, Bev is hot I do admit, and she is really cool, but I see her only as a friend. Besides she likes Big Bill. BUT SHE IS STILL HOT
Eddie; whose big bill?
Richie; its like you have never seen the most picked on guys at school
Eddie; you mean me, ben, and mike?
Richie; no, I mean stan the man, big bill, the slut, and I
Eddie; ok first, why are you using so much proper grammar? and second, you shouldn't call bev a slut, she isn't one
Richie; yeah I know eds, but she is my best bud, I gotta pick on her sometimes
Eddie; and the grammar?
Eddie; and don't call me eds
Richie; oh yeah that, well you see, Stanly is so insistent on proper grammar and spelling that sometimes I forget.
Eddie; but don't they call you trash mouth? I would have assumed u didn't care for proper anything
Richie; hey! you do notice me!
Richie; and just because I can be loud and inappropriate doesn't mean I'm not considerate
Eddie; well ok then.
Eddie; and the only reason I know that they call you trash mouth is because Bev is my girl and she tells me everything
Richie; anyway.
Richie; WaIT! EVERYTHING!?
Eddie; yup.
Richie; like about her right?
Eddie; her, stan, bill...
Eddie; you.
Richie; oh my gawd what does she say about me?
Eddie; that you're a total dick and you get zer0 pussy even though you say you get tons
Richie; that's a fucking lie.
Eddie; yeah, if that's what you think
Richie; SHE really says that stuff?
Eddie; no, that's just an assumption...
Eddie; from me
Richie; oh, phew, I almost thought Bevvie didn't like me
Eddie; Nah she loves you, she is always talking about you
Richie; aww that is sweet
Eddie; anyway I guess I'll see you at school tomorrow
Richie; you might see me, but that doesn't mean we are gonna hang
Eddie; I never said we were
Richie; okay just making sure
A/N hoes its time. tell me what you think. be honest.
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
