Richie; because you frickin' fricks just cant ever be quenched
Richie; your fantasies cant ever be quenched, can they?
Richie; YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS! when will you learn?
Richie; WhEN wiLL yoU LeArN, thAT YoUr ACTionS HaVE concIQUENCES!?
Bill; what the hell richie, its 2 am
Bev; yeah what the fuck?
Stan; did u get into another fucking fight with eddie?
Richie; wtf no
Bill; im tiredd go to bed
Richie; listen billiam, if u want to b friends w me, this is what u sign up for
Bev; i never signed up for this shit
Stan; ^ same
Bill; wtf do u want bro?
Richie; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Stan; seriously? you fucking woke us up at 2 am to rick roll us?
Bev; whats really the problem?
Richie; yesterday... well on tuesday.. i suggested to eddie we b friends, right?
Bill; mmhmm
Richie; and he goes 'with benefits' and im like uhh ok i guess
Stan; but u love friends w benefits
Bill; speaking from experience, Stan?
Stan; bite me
Richie; but i dont want meaningless sex with eddie.
Bev; oooo my baby is in love awww
Richie; you tell eddie and i stg ill kill you marsh
Bill; text me when its daytime
Richie; NO!
Richie; and u know what he said after school yesterday?
Bev; no
Stan; oh my richie poo i love you?
Richie; omg, how long have u waited to say that?
Stan; my whole life pretty much... i love u
Richie; lmao staniel ur so funny
Bev; bahaha
Stan; thanks, i try
Richie; he goes, have a good day
Bill; im not seeing the problem
Richie; he totally ignored the fact that i cant fucking see him bc henry smashed my face
Bev; maybe he just forgot
Stan; ur blowing this way out of proportion
Richie; i just want to hug him and touch him, but u cant do that when ur just friends
Stan; then tell him that
Richie; no
Bev; why not?
Richie; its too... gay
Bill; wtf
Bill; ur literally talking about a relationship u want to have w another GUY
Stan; oml richie smh just grow some balls and ask the boy out
Richie; ur right
Bev; yay
Richie; i should hide my feelings and only be friends w benefits w him
Bev; oh
Richie; thanks... goodnight
Bill; oh thank fuck
Stan; ur telling me^
Bev; night rich
Richie; yeah yeah.
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
