Richie; so like what if the g in gif was silent?
Eddie; go to bed you fucking maroon
Richie; what gif i don't want to
Eddie; Fuck off! its 1am
Richie; wait.
Eddie; what?
Richie; you spelled moron wrong.
Eddie; yeah, probably because its 1am
Richie; and one more thing.
Eddie; wh-ha-hattt
Richie; did Bev tell you what i said?
Eddie; that you didnt really think i was gay
Richie; no, not that
Eddie; the vine thing?
Richie; yuh-huh.
Eddie; that was gay
Richie; mother trucker dude. that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
Eddie; watch your profanity
Richie; hahaha
Eddie; good night tozier
Richie; no.
Eddie; im tired and i have stuff to do tomorrow
Richie; no. i refuse to let u leave in my hour of need
Eddie; ok. well um the hour I need is for sleep and u are keeping me awake
Richie; but i wanna talk to you
Eddie; what about?
Richie; idk
Eddie; so who do u like at school
Richie; are u trying to hit on me eds?
Eddie; no. and dont call me eds
Richie; i dont really like anyone. id fuck people. but i dont think id want a relationship with them.
Eddie; ok who would you fuck then?
Richie; from the school?
Eddie; yes dumbass
Richie; uh... betty ripsom, gretta, kate, veronica... u know her, the school slut, and in a non-gay way stan the man
Eddie; there isn't a non-gay way to fuck a guy. unless ur bi or pan or something
Richie; eddie bear, learn to take a fucking joke
Eddie; ok well good night
Richie; na na na na no. u asked me who id fuck now i am asking you
Eddie; im gonna name some straight people just cause they are beautiful
Eddie; Timothee chalamet, Adam driver, and Dylan O'Brien
Richie; uh i didnt mean actors u shit
Eddie; fine. the football captain, the swim cocaptain, and bill. he seems nice
Richie; wtf. ud fuck my friend and not me
Eddie; why would i wanna sleep with u trashmouth?
Richie; cause im like a puppy dog. im cute and loyal and will comfort and attack when needed
Eddie; ur a weirdo richie. good night
Richie; but it hasnt been an hour yet
Eddie; RICHIE
Richie; right right. the king needs his beauty sleep
Eddie; thats right
Richie; ill be sure to get some then.
Eddie; omg
Richie; oh. shit, did u think i meant u needed sleep
Eddie; yeah
Richie; well i guess the peasants need beauty sleep too
Eddie;
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Richie; ok. fine i guess if i were really drunk id let u fuck me
Eddie; what
Richie; that gif of u saying u'd fuck me
Eddie; ah! i cant deal with this rn its 1:28 go to bed
Richie; ok eddie, good night
Eddie; night .
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
