ya know i hate to be the person that says "dont forget to vote" and shit like that... but would u guys vote please??? like its fine if u dont but it makes me feel better... and now that sounds selfish... welp
also this isnt the best chapter I've written bc its a filler chapter but ayyy at least i updated
Stan; Richie i was gonna kill you
Richie; yeah- no, im a bad bitch you cant kill me
Richie; but why were you gonna kill me?
Stan; cause you left me alone with mike
Richie; oh
Stan; but im gonna thank you instead
Richie; *raises eyebrows suggestively*
Stan; turns out he like me too
Richie; AYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY!!!
Stan; so thanks
Richie; ye ye no problem honey
Stan; like im freaking out
Stan; i didnt think he'd ever like me back
Richie; wanna go smoke weed?
Stan; u said you'd stop
Richie; yeah,but im really stressed right now
Stan; fine, but im gonna monitor you
Richie; pussy
Stan; dick
Richie; that is my name
Stan; your name is richard
Richie; ik, but for some dumb reason a shortened version of richard is 'dick'
Stan; hahahahah
Richie; do you think we should invite bev?
Stan; only if you want to
Richie; eh, i think she's busy with ben and bill
Stan; whats she doing with them?
Richie; prolly fuckin
Stan; ...
Richie; i kid, i kid. ben is hanging w her to work on an art project and bill just wanted to tag along
Stan; oh. lol
Richie; so come over in 5
Stan; are your parents home
Richie; they are leaving right now
Richie; well... my dad is at least
Richie; i think my mom passed out from her alcohol intake today
Stan; k be there in 5
Richie; (:
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RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
