_mikehanlon
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_mikehanlon: Roses are red, violets are blue. Why did you leave me, Karen? What did I do?
trashmouthtozier; why is everyone having relationship problems?
badassbeverly; omg mikey you look so hotttt
_mikehanlon; i was actually very cold. i couldnt even move. @badassbeverly
denbroughbill; VINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE2
kaspbrak; mike mike mike mike mike mike mike.
stan.uris; karen sux
-Richie to Eddie-
Richie; eds, listen i know u told me to leave you alone, but i really wanna tell you something
Eddie; richie i know already, okay?
Richie; what?
Eddie; that u dont like dick and ur not gay.
Richie; uhh... thats not what i was gonna say
Eddie; oh?
Eddie; are you coming?
Richie; thats kinda a personal question dont cha think?
Eddie; ah fuck. that was for bev.
Richie; hmm just like 'hey' was for bill
Eddie; no, i am done with that guy. also that was seriously for bev. we are meeting at the park
Richie; wyldddd
Eddie; oh what am i dong? thanks for asking. im standing here uncomfortably
Richie; same af. im in line for some Cofvee
Richie; i almost fell
Eddie; i probably wouldve peed
Eddie; my pants arent water proof
Richie; Rip
Eddie; WAIT are YOURS?
Eddie; i mean they sell adult diapers
Eddie; so🤷🏼
Richie; maybe you should invest in some then
Eddie; yo they are mad expensive.
YOU ARE READING
iMessage -REDDIE ☾
RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}