hoes, r u reddie^
my love; rich, i need to tell you something
Richie; is it a bad something?
my love; i dont know, it could be
Richie; well then i dont wanna know
my love; but i need to tell you, its killing me
Richie; no! i wont listen
my love; please richie!
Richie; no, please dont beg, it makes me hard, you know that
my love; actually i didnt
Richie; oh yeah
my love; but can i please tell you
Richie; NO. i dont wanna break up with you, what did i do
my love ; no, im not breaking up with you
Richie; well then what do u wanna tell me, eds?
my love; never call me eds again or i'll rip your dick off
Richie; thats what u wanted to tell me?
my love; no
Richie; *deep breath* ok, lay it on me
my love ; uoy evol i kniht i
Richie; i dont speak whatever that is
my love; i guess u'll never know then
my love; cause i cant just come right out and say it
Richie; i bet i could make u come
my love; ew
Richie; babe.
Richie; babe, babe, babe, babe
Richie; baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbe
my love; WHAAT
Richie; can i phone a friend to help me decode the message?
my love; sure
Richie; ok, i call upon STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE
Richie; ^thats his contact name
my love; whats mine?
Richie; i dont wanna say
my love; ew, is it eds?
Richie; no
my love; is it just 'eddie'
Richie; no no no
my love; what is it then?
Richie; not saying
my love; and why the hell not
Richie; bc u wont help decipher the code
my love; oh well
Richie; yeah, basically
-Richie to STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE-
Richie; stan, buddy, pal, i need ur help
STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE; please dont tell me u got ur dick stuck in a Pringles can again
Richie; ok, that was one time, and i just wanted to know if it was possible
STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE; then what is it?
Richie; eddie sent me a message and i cant read it
STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE; what did it say?
Richie; uoy evol i kniht i
STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE; dude, are u dense?
Richie; u can read that?
STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE; it says i think i love you backward
Richie; he loves me?
STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE; according to the sacred texts, yes.
Richie; this isnt a star wars movie stan
Richie; but thanks for being smart
Richie; love u
STAN THE MAN WHOM I LOVE; yeah yeas
-Richie to Eddie-
Richie; i love you too spaghetti head
my love; huh?
Richie; stan is really smart ya know
my love; well since u know my secret now, whats my name
Richie; my love
my love; really?
Richie; yeah
Richie; scouts honor
my love; well then, im gonna go scream into my pillow now.
Richie; u do that sweety
a/n ha u were fooled by the title
qotd; whats ur favorite fruit?
aotd; orange
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iMessage -REDDIE ☾
RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
