Yo, hey, hoes. um, vine... is uh... ruining my life...
Oh, why? oh, cause I memorize vines instead of school stuff.
Big Bill; what if we were vines?
Slut; no
Richie; Finally, Big Bill asking the right questions
Satan; I agree with Bev
Richie; shut up stan
Slut; listen we all know Richie would be two vines
Slut; the one where some dude throws a frisbee and a guy recording goes 'what the fuck Richard'
Richie;'ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.' that one is stan the man
Big Bill; do me do me do me
Richie; we all know Bev wants to...
Slut; beep beep rich.
Satan; that vine isn't me Richie!
Richie; I know hahahhah
Slut; the other Richie vine is 'this is how I walk in my house. 'sup fuckers' "why do you have my phone?" 'fuck you that's why.'
Richie; hahahahahaha true
Big Bill; me me me me
Richie; fine. you're 'girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal'
Big Bill; no.
Richie; hey you asked. I answered
Satan; haha
Richie; don't think you got away mister.
Satan; oh god please no
Richie; oh yes.
Richie; "I want a Jewish girl that goes to temple. and reads her Torah"
Satan; wow. I cannot with this right now
Richie; I know. I'm good.
Slut; I have one for you, bill.
Big Bill; and that is?
Slut; 'this bitch empty. YEET'
Big Bill; I regret I asked
Richie; I've got one for you bevy
Richie; you not my dad! you always wanna hear something. you ugly ass fuckin noodlehead
Slut; beep fucking beep Richie
Richie; hey, Bev. eddie told me that you tell him everything... so would you kindly tell him that I have a vine for him.
Slut; is it a nice vine?
Slut; also since when have you been talking to him?
Richie; since you made me apologize for real
Satan; I have one for Richie. it's him asking me a question and me answering.
Satan; so he says 'whatchu say?' and I go " I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe"
Richie; ouch. stan the man got me
Richie; anyway the one for eddie is 'mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick'
Slut; hahahahaha that's so him
Big Bill; or the "I'm making copies, move I'm gay" in the workplace being gay just has its perks'
Richie; wait he is actually gay!?!
Richie; I thought he was just joking
Slut; did you think I was joking when I told you
Richie; I just thought you didn't know and you were just guessing
Satan; does it matter that he is
Richie; no.
Richie; I don't know. does it?
Slut; well, if it mattered to you we wouldn't be friends
Richie; hey look it doesn't matter to me
Satan; are you just saying that?
Big Bill; how did you not know
Richie; idk I guess I'm not good at picking things up.
Richie; No stan! im not just saying that. It doesn't matter to me, sheesh.
Satan; ok well i have to go to temple with my dad
Richie; hahaha the vine.
Stan;
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Slut; my dad... he uh needs me to get some stuff.
Big Bill; losers
Richie; yeah, I guess we are
Big Bill; I was talking about stan and Bev. Not you.
Big Bill; you don't have to leave
Richie; yeah... but you do
Big Bill; what?
Richie; Go hang with Georgie.
Big Bill; ugh fine. Bye rich.
Richie; Bye Loser
a/n the reason they have nicknames in this chapter is because when I went to type 'stan' i accidentally typed satan... oops?
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