hoes, i dont like jack. i actually never have, eddie tho, he's chill. i like eddie, i dont like jack tho. just fyi. if u hate me im sorry, but like idc. Eddie isnt jack, jack isnt eddie, do u understand? -bethany
Eddie; ben!
Eddie; mike!
Mike; yes?
Eddie; richie takes pills
Eddie; idk what theyre for tho
Ben; did he tell u
Mike; dude, did u snoop through his things?
Eddie; what? NO! he left them out next to sam
Ben; who's sam?
Mike; pussy, his hamster.
Ben; ahhh
Eddie; i didnt read the label fast enough
Eddie; what if he is crazy
Mike; he's not
Ben; well how do u know mike?
Mike; cause stan told me... i think by accident, but i am not gonna tell u bc he said not to tell anyone
Eddie; but its best friend law to tell me
Ben; no, its not
Eddie; well it should be
Mike; sorry, but thats not my information to give out hon.
-Richie to Stan-
Richie; ah god, he knows
Stan; who and what?
Richie; eddie knows. he saw my pills
Stan; so
Richie; now he knows im insane
Stan; rich, ur not insane.
Richie; sometimes i feel like i am
Stan; well,, just tell him. he likes u alot and u being bipolar isnt gonna change that
Richie; but what if he does?
Stan; easy, i'll kill him
Richie; u really think bev would let you?
Stan; fuck no, thats why id take him to mexico, as a sort of "guys trip"
Stan; and no one would ever find the body or know
Richie; what about when people ask where he is
Stan; easy, he ran away because he couldnt stand his overbearing mother or the thought of u with someone else
Richie; i would move on that quickly?
Stan; with me being ur wingman, u'd move on in a day
Richie; this is why ur my best friend
Stan; and then we could take over the world with our pets, pussy tozier and tobe namedlater uris, together.
Stan; muwahahaha
Richie; oh... ok.
Stan; love u sm, but i gotta run, my dad is making me go to temple w him ugh
Richie; bye stan thanks a bunchhh
a/n if u hoes are still reading this ur the real mvp
should i start a qotd?
well, here it is anyway
whats ur favorite vine?
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iMessage -REDDIE ☾
RandomRichie; so... eds, you wanna go have sex? Eddie; what! no, ew. gross. and don't call me eds, Richie. Richie; you're kidding me, come on smalls. Eddie; yeah. how did ya know? {HIGHEST RANK ON RANDOM #8}
