Eddie; are u at lunch??
Richie; yeah, why
Eddie; cause i wanna talk to you
Richie; did something happen?
Eddie; well, yes and no
Richie; did something bad or good happen?
Eddie; bad, but it could also be a misunderstanding on my part
Richie; well what happened
Eddie; you know that massive dick joke ive been planning
Richie; ...yeah?
Eddie; well i tried it out in class and my teacher overheard and said "see me after school, we need to talk about your language." and then he fucking winked at me
Richie; well what was the joke
Eddie; well at first it was an insult to you, sorry bb
Richie; ... none taken?
Eddie; so i was talking about you to like my only friend there
Eddie; and i was like 'he use to be a real dick'
Eddie; and he was like 'how the hell do you get dick from richard'
Eddie; and it was honestly too fucking easy so i said 'you ask him nicely'
Richie; hahaha
Eddie; but that wasn't the massive joke
Richie; oh
Eddie; everyone just thought it was funny
Richie; what was the joke then
Eddie; ok so everyone knows im gay
Richie; uhhuh
Eddie; and this one asshole is like 'go suck a dick' Keep in mind that hes an ass, and hes straight
Richie; *whispers to self* dont get mad
Eddie; and im like, 'i did, two days ago,' and this part, im so sorry honey 'it wasnt that good, i much more like it when you suck mine instead.'
Richie; *furious breathing* mmhm
Eddie; and he stands up and im just like ' oh wow you know how to not be on your knees around me? shocker'
Richie; k so where is the joke part?
Eddie; bitch im getting there
Eddie; so everyone is like "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH" and jumping up and down
Eddie; and the dude looks totally broken and im like 'haha'
Richie; id love to hear the joke now
Eddie; ok, so btw the teacher is watching this whole thing
Eddie; and the guy goes' i should beat your ass right here and now'
Eddie; and im like in my mind 'how can i make this even worse for him' right?
Richie; yeah... right...
Eddie; so i said 'dont i usually do that to you?'
Richie; i dont like this story
Eddie; so then he gets like perplexed or something and doesnt answer
Eddie; so my whole joke was just a whole waste of time
Richie; so u basically said u were cheating on me in front of your whole school and now your teacher wants to fuck you?
Richie; what the hell Eddie!
Richie; i cant believe you
Eddie; no, its fine, i stood up for myself
Richie; by making everyone think u and that guy are fucking and that u are the dominant one
Eddie; i am the dominant one
Richie; i know, but no one else needs to know that
Eddie; uhm fuck u
Richie; when and where
Eddie; this whole thing was an april fools joke so fuck off
Richie; april fools was yesterday
Eddie; well, thats why i did it today
Richie; that makse no sense
Eddie; u make no sense
Richie; are we fighting
Eddie; no
Richie; yes, we are
Eddie; no we arent
Richie; look! now were fighting about fighting
Eddie; omg bye, have a good day love you
Richie; dont be fucking mad at me
Richie; u started this
Eddie; oml im not mad, i just have to go to class
Richie; oh, ok. love you too then
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